Some people find feminist insanity amusing, but then again, some people find film footage of the 1934 Nuremberg Rally amusing.
If you’re the type of person who is amused by totalitarian propaganda, just go to Tumblr.com and search for “feminism.” It’s an endless carnival of anti-male rage dispensed by lunatics like this “20-something, gender-fluid, bisexual”:
If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women. You are not helping, you are not making satire. You are just being misogynist.
Perhaps you recognize the basic problem here.
Question: What is a “misogynist joke”?
Answer: A joke that a feminist doesn’t think is funny.
Q. Can you give me an example of a non-misogynist joke?
A. Die in a fire, you vile heteropatriarchal swine.
Q. Why are you so angry?
A. I’m not angry.
Q. But you just told me to die.
A. No, you asked me for a non-misogynist joke.
Q. And “die in a fire” is your idea of a joke?
A. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Feminists are forever playing their Thought Police game, categorizing (a) male behavior they don’t like as (b) political oppression. You told a joke she didn’t find funny? You’re a misogynist who is engaged in the “dehumanization of women.” It is never enough for a feminist to say, “Your behavior is rude” or even just, “I don’t like you.” No, the man she doesn’t like is a misogynist, and his rudeness is a civil rights violation.
Feminist Humor = oxymoron
http://skreened.com/sassylove/busy-destroying-the-patriarchy-white-ink
gender-fluid, bisexual : schizophrenic.
Hey, I got accused of similar thoughcrimes by a friends 22yo daughter a little while ago when I brought up this limerick:
There was a young lady of Butte
Who was so incredibly cute
That, each time she came out,
All the boys gave a shout,
With the lesbians in hot pursuit
-Aldous Huxley, 09 June 1953 (In a letter to Anita Loos)
Before anyone asks how the heck this arose in conversation, some friends were talking about their favorite films of 1950s Hollywood, Anita Loos was the author of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
(1925) which was later adapted into stage and film versions including the 1953 version with Marilyn Monroe. Loos became friends with Aldous Huxley after the publication and early stage performances of her work (Huxley was “enraptured by the book” and “hugely enjoyed the play”) and lately I’ve been reading The Letters of Aldous Huxley (1969).
Okay, I find it suspicious that men invented prozac and klonopin, without which, feminists might get the help they need instead of medicating the real world away.
See Also: rebellion against nature
Besides I really don’t want to know about some strangers’ gender fluids
I love the “Horny Harry” memes.
Isn’t the shirt (bottom right) with
Cardio
???
Is That
Spanish
printed on it an ethnic ”microaggression”?
It is funnny.
Of course, I’m not happy until feminists aren’t.
I recall reading in Playboy more than 30 years ago, a letter from a young woman. I think it was in the column, she complained of how well her boyfriend had accepted the use of a vibrating dildo i during their lovemaking, sorta. It seems that, when after he’d climaxed and she pointed out that she hadn’t got to ”finish” he’d toss her the vibrator and go do something else.
I suspect he was a feminist.
¡Sí!
After he was being bandaged up in the nurse’s office, I could hear Professor Snape say:
“That’s a stupid way to get another scar on your forehead Potter!”
Ugh Sandra, she like many feminists is the antithesis of the woman described in Wallace’s The Hand That Rocks The Cradle Is The Hand That Rules The World (for all the folks who quote that line very few actually read the source), she’s a sexual revolutionary who eschews family motherhood in favor of “liberation”. Freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength etc.
Optimist- The glass is half full.
Pessimist- The glass is half empty.
Feminist- The glass is being raped.
…Club of Ugly Angry Dildo Waving Lesbians=Feminazis…
Scientist- The glass is full (half air, half water).
Failed candidate is a great start to ones post college career.
A tweet with a useful message:
And:
Our long-suffering host wrote:
As if a feminist could: you cannot be both a feminist and have a sense of humor. They can chuckle only at abortion and perhaps some Catholic jokes.
Hm. I noticed a street sign for Union Square, so this would be SF? Maybe the sign holder actually meant what it says then.
Patriarchist – We invented the glass.
I thought that was long haired Penn Jillette for a second. Then I thought that maybe it was a woman. Now I’m not sure what it is. I’m so confused.
You are still less confused than the tranny.
Oh, wait, did I just say tranny? I am thoroughly deserving of a vicious denunciation.
I doubt Jesse Matthew attended that lecture…
I denounce you as a raaaacist misogynistic heteronormative free-market patriarch and rapist. It is because of you personally that the world’s victim class is unfairly and disproportionally afflicted.
Oh, I’m sure they could just take all the old racist jokes and substitute straight white men, and they’d have each other ROTFL in no time.
The last laugh is feminists womansplaining how successful civilizations work. I’ve never been on a feminist bridge or read about a feminist Constitution.
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Feminists seems to be doing their level best to prove on a daily basis the inherent and overwhelming fragility of the female sex.
Yes, I have engaged in PIV intercourse! More than once, even!
But, please, that’s cisheteronormative!
Would a feminist bridge have a crack down the middle?
You make me sick, you perv.
My work here is done. 🙂
It would be like their rhetoric. You cross it and find yourself on the same side. The joke would be two feminists on opposite sides. One says “How can I get to the other side?” The other says “You ARE on the other side.”
What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Dehumanize and objectify women!
Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Pinky?
I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a woman to make us a sammich at this time of night? Narf!
“If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women. You are not helping, you are not making satire. You are just being misogynist.”
That’s nice, darling. Now, about that sandwich I ordered…
It is much worse than you think, since, long before Prozac and Klonopin, men invented gin.
It’s raaaaapist. C’mon people, get with the program.
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