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Rebutting The Anonymous Lickspittle

Posted on | June 8, 2015 | 25 Comments

by Smitty

Let’s be clear, you silly twerp,
That your sins are yours alone.
Accidents of genes and birth,

Should by no means give you groan.
Talent’s not a source of hurt,
Unless buried, bringing wrath.

As the parable makes known,
The Lord’s given simple math.
Doubling, we must be alert

For how we may add real worth,
To that He deigned us to loan,
Lest He tend toward the curt,

Past our time upon the Earth,
Whether mansioned or in yurt.
Ending abed? Via drone?

The point is to keep it pert:
Reject the rational dearth,
The Commies have always shown,

Or sound some man-gina derp,
As your article did moan,
Making manhood sound a curse.

–CLS 08Jun2015


via Instapundit and Conor of the Lone N

Comments

25 Responses to “Rebutting The Anonymous Lickspittle”

  1. DeadMessenger
    June 8th, 2015 @ 1:24 am

    This is the first poem I’ve ever read featuring the word “man-gina”. Next you need to go on the road with The Mangina Monologues, lol!

  2. smitty
    June 8th, 2015 @ 1:53 am

    I came close to using “twatwaffle” in lieu of “lickspittle” in the title.

  3. Daniel Freeman
    June 8th, 2015 @ 3:36 am

    I like to get creative as much as the next guy, but “Rebutting the Anonymous Wuss” has a nice ring to it, and would bookend with “Making manhood sound a curse.”

  4. smitty
    June 8th, 2015 @ 6:06 am

    Not bad, but ‘lickspittle’ drips with 3X the contempt that ‘wuss’ brings, with a bonus Shakespearean vibe.

  5. Steve Skubinna
    June 8th, 2015 @ 7:05 am

    Yet another sad clown making “society” responsible for his sorry pathologies. If this petulant weaseldick is the embodiment of male privilege then he’s doing it wrong.

  6. The original Mr. X
    June 8th, 2015 @ 12:47 pm

    OT, but possibly of interest to the readers of this blog: Everyday Feminism uncovers a sinister new example of patriarchal oppression, hugging your young relatives: http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/06/never-force-child-hug-people/?utm_source=SocialWarfare&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=SocialWarfare

  7. darleenclick
    June 8th, 2015 @ 2:37 pm

    It’s not just anon that needs to be rebutted, but the twatwaffle that answered him by telling him not to take “more than his fair share” of readers and asked him why he thought he should intrude on the “space” of women.

  8. DeadMessenger
    June 8th, 2015 @ 4:04 pm

    Darleen said “twatwaffle”! 😀

    Wonder what will be the most-featured word in Friday’s 100 word fiction offerings, lol.

  9. DeadMessenger
    June 8th, 2015 @ 5:10 pm

    I don’t usually do more than a quick scan of the linked articles, if that, because all they do is make me mad. This time, I got as far as “who is aware of his privilege” and left the site. (Smitty found a “good one” this time because I usually do get more than 17 words in.)

    But then I had a bit of time to kill this afternoon while I waited for a job to run, so I revisited the link.

    All I can say is that I have to agree with commenter Charlotte: “What a eunuch.”

  10. DeadMessenger
    June 8th, 2015 @ 5:14 pm

    That person writes fairly well for someone who is retarded. Of course, the content is asinine, but hey, people who are clinically insane can’t necessarily help themselves. But I hope the meds work.

  11. Fail Burton
    June 8th, 2015 @ 6:47 pm

    Great, he can quote Mos Def. Who cares? And that’s the most sane of the 3.

  12. Adobe_Walls
    June 8th, 2015 @ 7:55 pm

    Earned contempt is, well, earned.

  13. Adjoran
    June 9th, 2015 @ 1:22 am

    I’m guessing the link is to Conor Friedersdorf, whose drivel runs the full gamut from trite to mundane and usually costs more brain cells per second than swilling strong drink, with none of the benefits.

    That little twerp (is he 30 yet, or does it just seem like decades he’s been annoying decent folk?) is an embarrassment to conservatives and libertarians alike. He may be the only man on the planet whose narcissism rivals Obama’s own.

  14. smitty
    June 9th, 2015 @ 11:33 am

    No, Conor was the one Instapundit linked, not the source.

  15. Quartermaster
    June 9th, 2015 @ 11:34 am

    There are limits, however.

  16. Quartermaster
    June 9th, 2015 @ 11:35 am

    I second that emotion.

  17. Quartermaster
    June 9th, 2015 @ 11:37 am

    No, it’s worse than that. Both are far worse.

  18. Windy Wilson
    June 9th, 2015 @ 12:09 pm

    Maybe, “The Penis Perspective”?
    I guarantee it would be derided and mocked, dismissed without consideration, and considered the childish whining of a colossal ingrate who refuses to recognize his “Privilege”.

  19. HouseofSuffering
    June 10th, 2015 @ 10:07 am

    Speaking of …*challenged*… I figured out how to practice “self-love” all by myself a long time ago.

    Now to figure out how to stop…

  20. DeadMessenger
    June 10th, 2015 @ 12:43 pm

    But at Everyday Feminism, they need a class. Prolly the same “curriculum” used for 8 year old public skool students.

  21. HouseofSuffering
    June 10th, 2015 @ 9:46 pm

    On the plus side the hairy palms make my wolfman costume that much better.

  22. DeadMessenger
    June 11th, 2015 @ 1:30 am

    I guess you gotta go with what works.

  23. DonaldAMoreau
    June 13th, 2015 @ 9:20 am

    hshs

  24. Dr. Johnny Fever
    June 14th, 2015 @ 1:44 pm

    Twatwaffle? I like that word. (-:

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