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Guys: Never Talk to a College Girl

Posted on | February 19, 2016 | 78 Comments

The more I read about the current climate on America’s college and university campuses, the more convinced I am that no man smart enough to go to college would ever be stupid enough to date a college girl.

Feminists have ginned up a frightening hysteria of anti-male fear among female students. Any boy who kisses a girl on campus could be expelled for sexual assault, and even speaking to a college girl might result in accusations of harassment. Feminist “rape culture” rhetoric has incited such a virulent hatred of males among college girls that they go berserk at the idea of a man being invited to speak on campus, even if the man is homosexual. A frenzy of uncontrollable madness was unleashed when Milo Yiannopoulos spoke last week at Rutgers University:

Breitbart tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos made an appearance at Rutgers University, and his ideas and rhetoric so traumatized the delicate flowers who heard him that many of them attended a “group therapy” session afterward.
You are not going to believe what happened next:

According to the [Rutgers student newspaper The Daily Targum], students and faculty members held a wound-licking gathering at a cultural center on campus, where students described “feeling scared, hurt, and discriminated against.”
“A variety of different organizations and departments were present to listen, answer questions and show support” to the apparently weak and vulnerable students, who just a few days prior had disrupted Yiannopoulos’ event by smearing fake blood on their faces and chanting protest slogans.
One student at the event told the Targum that they “broke down crying” after the event, while another reported that he felt “scared to walk around campus the next day.” According to the report, “many others” said they felt “unsafe” at the event and on campus afterwards.
“It is upsetting that my mental health is not cared about by the University,” said one student at the event. “I do not know what else to do for us to be heard for us to be cared about. I deserve an apology, everyone in this room deserves an apology.”
A number of organizations were at the event to offer support to the poor, traumatised students. These included Psychiatric Services, the Office for Violence Prevention and Victim Assistance, and the Rutgers University Police.

Dear God, the education system is turning kids into spineless cowards. My paratrooper son spends his days jumping out of C-130s and marching for miles with 70 pounds of gear on his back, but Rutgers students “broke down crying” and were “scared to walk around campus” because Milo gave a speech? Are there any sane students at Rutgers? Are there no responsible adults in the administration or faculty? Like every other university in America, Rutgers has been descending into decadent chaos for years, as evidenced by this story from September 2014:

Jessica Valenti hopes to redefine
what rape really means

A Rutgers graduate with a master’s degree in women’s and gender studies, Jessica Valenti . . . addressed an almost-full Trayes Hall in the Douglass Campus Center yesterday during her presentation, called “Yes Means Yes: Battling Rape Culture and Moving Towards a Positive Sexuality.” . . .
“I am a feminist this month because a student and activist Emma Sulkowicz carries around a mattress to all of her classes in protest until her rapist is kicked out of her school,” Valenti said.
Valenti hopes to redefine rape, saying that the word has been so distorted that it makes it difficult for sexual assault survivors to admit and report rape. She added that society tends not to believe victims.
The new definition of rape, she said, must include the acknowledgement of inequalities and discriminations in society . . .

What does this mean? It means never talk to a college girl.

“The new definition of rape” means that everything is rape, if a feminist says it is rape, and guess what? Any guy who talks to a college girl is a rapist, because “inequalities and discriminations in society” or something. Whatever. Feminists like Jessica Valenti clearly won’t be happy until males are forbidden to attend college. Heterosexuality will be prohibited on campus and guys will be subject to arrest if they go anywhere within 500 feet of a college girl. And this would probably be a good idea, because college girls are so crazy now that no parent would want their son to associate with one of them.



78 Responses to “Guys: Never Talk to a College Girl”

  1. Joe Joe
    February 20th, 2016 @ 5:44 pm

    Did you SEE the girls in the picture above? Ugly as bloody sin. Activist groups seem to always pick women who look (and smell) like Danny DeVito playing the Penguin.

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    February 20th, 2016 @ 6:04 pm

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  3. Ayatollah Obama
    February 20th, 2016 @ 6:11 pm

    I’m not saying that there aren’t hideous beasts in college. I’m saying that almost all attractive 18-22 year old’s are in college.

  4. DeadMessenger
    February 20th, 2016 @ 6:34 pm

    They don’t give a crap about their shareholders, though.

  5. Abu Nudnik
    February 20th, 2016 @ 7:43 pm
  6. K-Bob
    February 21st, 2016 @ 2:23 am

    So no hanky, then?

  7. Kaminsky
    February 21st, 2016 @ 2:45 am

    Throw on a wig and stuff a bra. Self-identify as transgender and SKATE through. Straight A’s.

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  9. DeadMessenger
    February 21st, 2016 @ 4:54 am

    Well, I’m already a woman. So either I need a buzzcut and a cup, or else I could possibly call myself a feminist, but I’m not sure I have the stomach to fake that.

    Although, admittedly, it would be super fun to take a course in the wimminz curriculum and shake them up a bit there.

  10. DeadMessenger
    February 21st, 2016 @ 5:00 am

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  11. Kaminsky
    February 21st, 2016 @ 6:36 am

    If you’re a white woman then self-identify as a Pakistani then. Just don’t use deodorant and they’ll believe you. Don’t miss the most ridiculously easy time in history to manipulate a leftist dominated post-grad environment.

  12. Quartermaster
    February 21st, 2016 @ 8:27 am

    I guess I can weaken just this once. Here’s a kleenex.

  13. L Jones
    February 21st, 2016 @ 3:07 pm

    OK, I get it. Rape to a feminist is like global warming to a government scientist. Its caused by anything and everything that they mandate.

  14. Harry_Voyager
    February 21st, 2016 @ 4:41 pm

    That would be hilarious.

  15. RKae
    February 21st, 2016 @ 4:52 pm

    You have to admit, though: “Sexual Emergency” would have made a great title for an old Barry White song.

  16. RKae
    February 21st, 2016 @ 4:53 pm
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    February 21st, 2016 @ 5:14 pm

    Prince sorta beat him to it.

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    February 21st, 2016 @ 11:47 pm


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  21. Daniel Freeman
    February 22nd, 2016 @ 2:04 am

    Just make sure that no kangaroo court has authority over you. It’s probably safer for a tradesman to date a college girl than it is for a college guy to date a townie.

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    February 22nd, 2016 @ 12:13 pm

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  25. rambler
    February 22nd, 2016 @ 1:59 pm

    It’s NJ after all. Rutgers is a state school with 86% of the students being from NJ. When the student body is made up of mostly libby wimps, it isn’t a surprise how they behaved.

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