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UFC Fighter Marries World-Famous Porn Star. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Posted on | April 27, 2010 | 6 Comments

I mean, besides everything:

After being arrested following an alleged domestic dispute against girlfriend Jenna Jameson on Monday morning, a teary-eyed Tito Ortiz held a press conference with his attorney in Los Angeles late Monday evening to speak for the first time with regards to the incident in which he alleged Jameson is suffering an addiction to the narcotic pain reliever, OxyContin.
“Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse,” attorney Chip Matthews said. “Tito was trying to help her, she has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children.”
According to Matthews, on Monday morning the UFC champ confronted his girlfriend (and mother of their twin boys) about the drugs he had found and she denied it. Jameson was allegedly suffering an “emotional breakdown”, prompting a 911 call from Jameson’s father Larry who was reportedly not in the room at the time of the confrontation.

Let’s hear from Jenna’s side of the family:

Jenna Jameson’s father claims there were no warning signs that could have prevented the alleged domestic violence incident between Jenna and Tito Ortiz — adding the whole thing “came out of nowhere.”

Wow. Completely unexpected. The porn star is a dopehead and the fighter has a propensity for violence. Who knew?

Category: Celebrities

Comments

6 Responses to “UFC Fighter Marries World-Famous Porn Star. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

  1. Captain Obvious
    April 27th, 2010 @ 3:20 pm

    An inability to recognize warning signs is not all that surprising from a man who raised a daughter who grew up to have sex for money.

  2. Captain Obvious
    April 27th, 2010 @ 10:20 am

    An inability to recognize warning signs is not all that surprising from a man who raised a daughter who grew up to have sex for money.

  3. Red
    April 27th, 2010 @ 5:50 pm

    Dysfunction junction.

  4. Red
    April 27th, 2010 @ 12:50 pm

    Dysfunction junction.

  5. ECM
    April 28th, 2010 @ 7:55 pm

    Captain Obvious:

    You make a very good point XD

  6. ECM
    April 28th, 2010 @ 2:55 pm

    Captain Obvious:

    You make a very good point XD