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Golden Hover Pony Unavailable.
Give Nancy A ‘Palomino’, And For CA-8, John Dennis

Posted on | August 14, 2010 | 54 Comments

by Smitty

The Vodkapundit provides your title imagery, as the 111th Congress heads into the slumpstretch, and we get down to the grunt work of electing a Congress that isn’t a pile of road apples.

Birch, at Right-O-Sphere, points to a crucial race: John Dennis, going against the woman who, in a sense, represents all of us:
It’s amazing how fresh and prophetic Kristen Wiig’s November 2006 cold open on SNL is, when compared to the Wicked Witch of the West’s track record. Fred Armisen’s “human ashtray” character symbolizes the gimpy feeling so many of the Country Class have experienced since Nancy’s ascension.

Birch’s reasoning for feeling Bullish on Dennis is impeccable:

  1. Nancy Pelosi still doesn’t have a campaign staff.
  2. Nancy Pelosi is disliked even in her own district.
  3. John Dennis has $820K and is self-financed.
  4. The Tea Party movement dictates anti-incumbency.
  5. Republican voters are more likely to vote this year than Democrats.
  6. John Dennis is reaching out to the art and the LBGT community of San Francisco.
  7. Google Trends shows John Dennis being a very popular search in the San Francisco area.
  8. Let’s pull another Scott Brown.
  9. John Dennis loves the free market.
  10. John Dennis is against federal funding of abortion.

PJTV had a fine feature on the fellow, too.

I, for one, salute the courage of a John Dennis, who is willing to invest his time in what can only be called a tough race. Supporting my own local candidate today at a farmer’s market, it simply isn’t a pleasure to have people not simply reject a friendly, positive greeting, but do it in a way that says “You really are scum to question your betters.”

Forget Nancy, and the palomino she rode in on.

Update: No Sheeples ‘Lanche!


54 Responses to “Golden Hover Pony Unavailable.
Give Nancy A ‘Palomino’, And For CA-8, John Dennis”

  1. Kojocaro
    August 15th, 2010 @ 11:12 pm

    GG i think your braindead ramblings remind me of someone…………oh wait that someoneis you bwhahahahahaha

  2. Randy Rager
    August 16th, 2010 @ 4:23 am

    You still read gigi? I gave up on that weeks ago.

  3. Randy Rager
    August 16th, 2010 @ 12:23 am

    You still read gigi? I gave up on that weeks ago.

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