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Yankee Phil And The Sadly Missed Pun

Posted on | August 23, 2010 | 16 Comments

by Smitty

Do I have to stoop to make every dumb joke?
Repeat after me, Yankee Phil: “Is Mariah Carrying?”
(Photo evidence at link.)

Category: Blogging, humor

Comments

16 Responses to “Yankee Phil And The Sadly Missed Pun”

  1. Andrew Sullivan
    August 24th, 2010 @ 3:01 am

    Yes. I know all about these things. I know more about political and celebrity coochies than most women.

  2. Andrew Sullivan
    August 23rd, 2010 @ 11:01 pm

    Yes. I know all about these things. I know more about political and celebrity coochies than most women.

  3. Yankeephil
    August 24th, 2010 @ 3:16 am

    Mea Culpa. I am just a blogging rookie. I have not paid my $300 to Philly. Thank you for suggestion. I made the change.

  4. Yankeephil
    August 23rd, 2010 @ 11:16 pm

    Mea Culpa. I am just a blogging rookie. I have not paid my $300 to Philly. Thank you for suggestion. I made the change.

  5. lilly adams
    August 24th, 2010 @ 3:50 am

    If you are looking for a Bucks County PA hayride you should check out http://www.activeacreshauntedfarm.com The attractions there are so much for people of all ages.

  6. lilly adams
    August 23rd, 2010 @ 11:50 pm

    If you are looking for a Bucks County PA hayride you should check out http://www.activeacreshauntedfarm.com The attractions there are so much for people of all ages.

  7. young4eyes
    August 24th, 2010 @ 4:41 am

    “The debate should have provided the conservative defenders of property rights with a perfect example of how the right to own property also protects the 1st Amendment rights of assembly and religion by supporting the building of the mosque.”
    Ouch.
    “It is repeatedly said that 64% of the people, after listening to the political demagogues, don’t want the mosque to be built. What would we do if 75% of the people insist that no more Catholic churches be built in New York City? The point being is that majorities can become oppressors of minority rights as well as individual dictators. Statistics of support is irrelevant when it comes to the purpose of government in a free society–protecting liberty.”
    Oooh.Ouch!
    Well, there goes any idea of the Tea Party’s “Libertarian” make-over. That was Ron Paul’s take on the GZM.
    Pretty much calls out all you wannabe’s trying to rebrand the Conservative name.
    That’s gotta hurt…

  8. young4eyes
    August 24th, 2010 @ 12:41 am

    “The debate should have provided the conservative defenders of property rights with a perfect example of how the right to own property also protects the 1st Amendment rights of assembly and religion by supporting the building of the mosque.”
    Ouch.
    “It is repeatedly said that 64% of the people, after listening to the political demagogues, don’t want the mosque to be built. What would we do if 75% of the people insist that no more Catholic churches be built in New York City? The point being is that majorities can become oppressors of minority rights as well as individual dictators. Statistics of support is irrelevant when it comes to the purpose of government in a free society–protecting liberty.”
    Oooh.Ouch!
    Well, there goes any idea of the Tea Party’s “Libertarian” make-over. That was Ron Paul’s take on the GZM.
    Pretty much calls out all you wannabe’s trying to rebrand the Conservative name.
    That’s gotta hurt…

  9. smitty
    August 24th, 2010 @ 9:39 am

    @Y4E,
    Sure, if the Bishops and Cardinals had undertaken a mass murder, and had wanted a new cathedral in a spot close enough to have been hit by components in the strike, similar blowback against the the Bishops and Cardinals would be likely, and they’d, similarly, be tolerated to build something Slightly Further Away.
    Besides underscoring that RP is a one trick pony (fiscal policy), your quotation demonstrates what, exactly?

  10. smitty
    August 24th, 2010 @ 5:39 am

    @Y4E,
    Sure, if the Bishops and Cardinals had undertaken a mass murder, and had wanted a new cathedral in a spot close enough to have been hit by components in the strike, similar blowback against the the Bishops and Cardinals would be likely, and they’d, similarly, be tolerated to build something Slightly Further Away.
    Besides underscoring that RP is a one trick pony (fiscal policy), your quotation demonstrates what, exactly?

  11. Live Free Or Die
    August 24th, 2010 @ 2:58 pm

    We’re not talking about Mariah Carey’s 2nd Amendment rights?

  12. Live Free Or Die
    August 24th, 2010 @ 10:58 am

    We’re not talking about Mariah Carey’s 2nd Amendment rights?

  13. yankeePhil
    August 24th, 2010 @ 4:21 pm

    Did I miss something? Is Mariah packing heat? Or is she praying 5 times a day facing east? Was it in the dining room with Colonel Mustard committing mass murder?

  14. yankeePhil
    August 24th, 2010 @ 8:21 pm

    Did I miss something? Is Mariah packing heat? Or is she praying 5 times a day facing east? Was it in the dining room with Colonel Mustard committing mass murder?

  15. Obi's Sister
    August 26th, 2010 @ 1:30 am

    I feel your pain. I have to explain things too often, as well.

  16. Obi's Sister
    August 25th, 2010 @ 9:30 pm

    I feel your pain. I have to explain things too often, as well.