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John Cornyn’s Gay Leadership Recognized

Posted on | September 23, 2010 | 24 Comments

The senator from Texas is chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, which has supported such political hermaphrodites as Arlen Specter, Charlie Crist, Lisa Murkowski and Mike Castle.

Unfortunately, Cornyn was so busy Wednesday evening that he was unable to attend the Log Cabin Republican event where he was presented with a leadership award. Pete Sessions of the Dede Scozzafava-backing National Republican Congressional Committee was also honored in absentia.

Tucker Carlson, who had been announced as keynote speaker for the Log Cabin gala, was likewise a no-show, explaining that he had a “scheduling conflict.” IYKWITMAITYD.

CLARIFICATION: We apologize for any confusion resulting from our use of the word “gay” to describe Senator Cornyn’s leadership. Some might have been incorrectly led to believe that we were saying that the senator is homosexual. Of course, Senator Cornyn is a married father of two, and we have no reason to suggest that he is part of Larry Craig’s Wide Stance Caucus.

Rather, what was intended was to say that Cornyn’s NRSC leadership has been “gay,” in the sense young people now use that word to mean ineffectual, hapless or ridiculous — i.e., a complete joke.


24 Responses to “John Cornyn’s Gay Leadership Recognized”

  1. John S
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 5:34 am

    GOProud > Log Cabin Republicans

  2. Live Free Or Die
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 5:43 am

    GOProud: just another way for the Gay Agenda to be driven.

  3. Bob Belvedere
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 7:20 am

    Whew! You scared me there for a minute, Stace – I thought you meant it’s original meaning [‘light-hearted, mirthful’].

  4. DaveP.
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 7:49 am

    I thought you meant its modern meaning: stupid, pointless, worthless, a waste of time.

  5. young4eyes
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 8:14 am

    Wow, all those no-shows at for the LOg Cabin Repubs?
    Maybe now they’ll come to realize that they’ll never be anything more than second-class citizens in the eyes of all those compassionate Conservatives.
    Or maybe they’ll realize that Cons really do think that “all faggots must die”.

  6. Bob Belvedere
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 9:19 am

    I always thought all faggots should accessorize.

  7. Dave C
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 9:35 am

    Sort of cold here this morning. Think I might need to throw another fagot on the fire.

  8. Kojocaro
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 10:37 am

    cons think all faggots must die

    i find it funny how you are afraid to call out ahmawacko for thinking the exact same thing but conservatives not so much……oh wait it isn’t fear you agree with ahmawacko

  9. Walter in Texas
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 1:39 pm

    Pardon, Cornyn’s leadership is not gay. It’s queer. Different deal.

  10. Estragon
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 4:25 pm

    One thing has bothered me for decades. Well, okay, several things have, but this one is on topic: how many NRSC Chairmen have we gone through over the years who do exactly the same thing? It doesn’t matter if they are conservatives, moderate-conservatives, or moderates, they ALL do the same things.

    Sooner or later, it begins to mirror the miracle of Soviet agriculture – 70 consecutive years of bad weather leading to poor harvests . . .

    We’re blaming the wrong people. NRSC Chairmen aren’t like the President – they don’t come in and appoint all their own people. The staff is more or less permanent. The Chairman still has his regular Senate duties, it’s a part-time figurehead position. We need to clean out the staff if we want to avoid future crap like the Crist fiasco.

  11. Adobe Walls
    September 23rd, 2010 @ 6:30 pm

    Estragon; I believe you are definitely on to something. At the risk of counting one’s chickens before they are hatched, the staff of all of the terminated rinos need to be axed also. Eliminating a percentage of all Congressional and Senatorial every two years might be more effective than term limits. Wouldn’t require a constitutional amendment either.

  12. SDN
    September 24th, 2010 @ 7:56 am

    The only person afraid to call out ahmawhacko is your “Christian” in the White House. STFU.