Weigel has the lyrics and says, “Johnston keeps getting the fame clock set back to 14:59, doesn’t he?”
Levi is the world’s most infamous deadbeat dad. He never bought even a single box of Pampers for that baby, and has generally behaved like a buffoon. The only way Levi Johnston will ever get into show business is with a red nose and big floppy shoes.
In other news, it appears that Palin Derangement Syndrome has struck another Alaska public official, as Alaska Dispatch reports:
We had a surprise visitor to our office on Tuesday: Investigator John F. Bilyeu of the state Alcoholic Beverage Control Board. Seems there’s some concern circulating over Bristol Palin’s much-publicized visit to Rum Runners in Anchorage last week.
The problem? Rum Runners is a bar. Bristol’s 19. Alaska’s drinking age is 21. . . .
Believe us, if we had footage of Bristol Palin hanging out in a bar, we would have put it on our website and you’d be free to link and embed to your heart’s content. . . .
Rum Runners does have a “restaurant designation,” which means it’s not just a straight up-and-down bar. . . . [T]he law allows as how Bristol could have been on the premises “for the purpose of dining only” as long as Rum Runners is considered a “bona fide restaurant” by the ABC Board.
Which is to say that Jeanne Devon, Jesse Griffin, Shannyn Moore and the rest of that pack of Alaska anti-Palin jackals are once again on a wild goose chase for that “smoking gun” scandal they’ve been promising the liberal media for the past two years.
Four words: Get a life, losers.
Stacey, the thing that pisses me off no end is the number of so-called conservatives who call Palin a quitter because she resigned as governor rather than bankrupt her family defending herself from bogus ethics complaints.
Talk about lawfare!
Sadly, as a nation we’ve become too civilized. In times past some of these losers would be dealt with properly.
The people who criticize Palin for that were anti-Palin all the way, which is to say that this bogus “quitter” charge is a pretext, an excuse to justify their Palin hatred, rather than a reason. So while the Palin-haters present themselves as very intellectual and sophisticated, they are in fact acting on a deeply irrational prejudice against Palin, who to them symbolizes the kind of Red State blue-collar populism they despise.
The elite cannot even admit this prejudice to themselves, and when we point it out, they accuseus of being paranoid.
Sarah Palin was and still is being made an example of.
“The only way Levi Johnston will ever get into show business is with a red nose and big floppy shoes.”
But only in porn flicks with clowns in the script.
[T]he law allows as how Bristol could have been on the premises “for the purpose of dining only”
But as I understand it, she was eating nachos, not exactly healthy dining. She should, at the very least, have her child taken away from her for not having an arugula salad or the like.
And any of this surprises you in what way?
The way things are going in that regard, I expect to see the MFM publishing stories in about five years, announcing that Trig was reciting his ABC’s and missed the “Q” while he was doing it.
There is nothing too low for them. Deal with it.
The only way Levi Johnston will ever get into show business is with a red nose and big floppy shoes.
The red nose did work for Teddy Kennedy and Tip O’Neill.
John Murtha too.
The Insane Clown Possee.
Look, I’m sure there is an opening for “Department Store Santa” in Levi’s future somewhere.
The swine who tried to get Bristol busted at Rumrunners are deserving of contempt and slight regard.
Levi was thisclose to being set for life and blew it. Twice. He sucks and that’s sad.