Come On, Meg, Where’s Your Sense Of Humor?

by Smitty

Put the godforsaken letter up on eBay, with the proceeds going to some suitable charity. Then look at Brown campaign and say “Is that all ya got? ‘Cause I can go all day.”
And speaking of the humor, why isn’t anyone delivering Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, for that old-time Governor Jerry Brown feeling?

Oh, why not?

Jane Fonda on the screen today
Convinced the liberals, it’s okay
So let’s get dressed and dance away the night


Stacy will be apoplectic over this post, no doubt.

34 comments

  1. If you think Meg and/or her husband didn’t know that her housekeeper was not a permanent US resident, then i have a bridge to Alcatraz to sell.

  2. @GB,
    As evidence of what you say, one need only look at the stellar work of Allred on Hewitt and Levin.
    The Brown campaign should have stuck with the original script and accused Whitman, herself, of being a fully alien illegal alien from the planet Zebbledubbin.

  3. Really garden? Then why pay her $23 buck an hour? Seems you could score an illegal house keeper cheaper than that. Heck, that is about what the cleaning services charge.

    As for this post, I have seen the Dead Kennedys about a dozen times. Good times. Good times. I am a big fan. Unless you have a very good ear (they tend to sing these songs fast) it is hard to appreciate how good Jello Biafra’s lyrics really are. DK are very much of an anarchist bent (conservatives they are not), but they have nothing but contempt for liberals and the left.

  4. smitty, I am pretty sure Jerry Brown thinks he is from the planet Zebbledubbin, where he and Queen Ronstadt rule for eternity.

  5. The greatest eye-or of the known universe, Allahpundit, sums things up well:

    “Here’s how I know this story won’t hurt her: If I’m this bored blogging about it, Californians must be doubly bored reading about it.”

  6. Garden makes a strong argument, but I’m not totally convinced. Maybe he should say it again.

    Yes, that will almost certainly convince me.

  7. And OT, I thanked him when he turned his guns on Cooms for a day or two, but apparently no more defending O’Donnell. She is a weasel. It is good to be prosecutor, jury and judge all rolled up into one.

  8. Hey Meg, I understand you bought a ticket on a rocket ready to fire off at escape velocity on midnight, Nov. 2. I just wanted you to know i have a Bridge To Alcatraz To Cell On eBay for a few hundred million dollars (pun intended)! That’s where all the illegal aliens from planet Zebbledubbin belong! What more, with this deal you can be their Governor President without an election!

  9. How could Stacy object to these lyrics:

    I am Governor Jerry Brown
    My aura smiles
    And never frowns
    Soon I will be president

    Carter power will soon go away
    I will be Fuhrer one day
    I will command all of you
    Your kids will meditate in school

    California Uber Alles
    Uber Alles California

    Zen fascists will control you
    100% natural
    You will jog for the master race
    And always wear the happy face

    Close your eyes, can’t happen here
    Big Bro’ on white horse is near
    The hippies won’t come back you say
    Mellow out or you will pay

    California Uber Alles
    Uber Alles California

    Now it is 1984
    Knock knock at your front door
    It’s the suede/denim secret police
    They have come for your uncool neice

    Come quitely to the camp
    You’d look nice as a drawstring lamp
    Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower
    For your clothes here’s a pretty flower

    Die on organic poison gas
    Serpent’s egg’s already hatched
    You will crack, you little clown
    When you mess with President Brown

    California Uber Alles
    Uber Alles California

  10. If patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel, “sense of humor” is the last resort of a republican (RINO or otherwise).

  11. DK are very much of an anarchist bent (conservatives they are not), but they have nothing but contempt for liberals and the left.

    True at one time, but Jello is a big Greenie nowadays.

  12. Religion is the last refuge of a scoundrel. In other news, O-bah-muhh answers softball question of “Why is he a Christian?”

  13. Garden makes a strong argument, but I’m not totally convinced. Maybe he should say it again.

    Yes, that will almost certainly convince me.

  14. Smitty, the proof of genius is, of course, when someone agrees with you. Back on Aug. 18 I drew attention to this song and the CA Gov race, but I posted the live version, my friend. Complete with Jello Biafra’s naked, oiled torso. So you only get three stars, I’m afraid 🙂

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