. . . and he’s wrong. Indeed, it’s hard to imagine a Rule 5 better than Natalie Portman’s bare bottom. But my friend at Pirate’s Cove only has a photo. How about video of that famous tush? Skip ahead to about 1:25:
UPDATE: Yankee Phil has a Rule 5 roundup. He’s even offering to fill in for Smitty. It’s a huge duty and must be exercised responsibly. We try to keep Rule 5 Sunday PG-13, but these things can escalate out of control and next thing you know, Donald Douglas goes thermonuclear.