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Natalie Portman: ‘Paint the Shotgun White, Pa! It’s Gonna Be Formal!’

Posted on | December 27, 2010 | 14 Comments

Donald Douglas beat me to this one: The Oscar-buzzed actress is pregnant and now engaged to marry the guy who knocked her up.

This is very good news, of course. It is vitally important that beautiful people have babies, because otherwise the human race would become progressively uglier with each succeeding generation.

Go to any trailer court or public housing project and look around: Ugly people are having lots of babies. The world’s great beauties must be encouraged to do their share procreatively, or else the future will look like the green room for the Maury Povitch show.

Also, it’s good to see the traditional hillbilly shotgun wedding making a comeback in Hollywood.

Category: Celebrities

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