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I Wonder How Uncle Jimbo Really Feels About Rep. Lynne Woolsey

Posted on | March 17, 2011 | 1 Comment

by Smitty

Uncle Jimbo at BlackFive:

Good lord there are far too many dim-witted buffoons in Congress to actually catalog, but Rep. Lynne Woolsey wins the Daily Douchebag award for this asininity.

“General Petraeus is giving us the Charlie Sheen counter-insurgency strategy, which is to give exclusive interviews to every major network, and to keep saying ‘we’re winning’ and hope the public actually agrees with you.”

I cannot even begin to imagine the blistering, mind and soul-crushing pain he must experience when he has to sit on front of these ultra-maroons and pretend to give one rat’s ass what they say. He knows they will ignore what he says and simply grandstand for the media in order to spit up brain-dead quotes such as this. Hey Lynn, Uncle J’s got something for ya’,

Petraeus- Warrior, Philosopher, Patriot

Sheen- Drug-addled, Adolescent, Ass Clown

oh and while we’re at it, why don’t you have a big heaping cup of STFU!

From TFA:

Woolsey complained specifically that while the July withdrawal date is rapidly approaching, Petraeus has offered only “bland and tone-deaf talking points” on how this might happen. Woolsey also said she does not see any sign that a massive troop redeployment is about to happen, and noted that officials appear to be walking back that timeline.

I’ll add that the General truly is following orders, and that specific complaints should be directed at the SecDef and POTUS.
When discussing our Ruling Class Overlords, however, Knopfler applies:

American Glob has more.
The BlogProf has video.

Update: Michelle Malkin calls her “Capitol Hill’s Lindsay Lohan”. Ow.


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