The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Like Chris Crocker and Britney

Posted on | September 28, 2011 | 9 Comments

T.C. Lynch says, “Leave Fatty McAwesome alone!”

You know a Republican is weak when even Conor Friedersdorf can hurt him. Myself, I agree with 34% of American racists, as opposed to the 39% of anti-American racists who support Obama.

Let’s face it: We’re all racists now.


9 Responses to “Like Chris Crocker and Britney”

  1. Joe
    September 28th, 2011 @ 8:25 pm

    When Christie says no enough, the GOP elites and uppper punditry class will start a drive to draft Mitch Daniels for President. 

    They are completely and utterly verklempt with deciding if Mitt Romney has it, if Herman Cain is going to run away with it, if Sarah Palin is going to jump in and be destroyed by death of a 1000 cuts.  They recognize their Huntsman plan is not working, Perry (who they are not thrilled with but could have lived with) impoded, and they don’t have T-Paw anymore. 

    Pay attention.  Because the attacks are now coming from both sides. 

  2. Joe
    September 28th, 2011 @ 8:27 pm

    The crying kid?  Is that Karl Rove? 

  3. Joe
    September 28th, 2011 @ 8:27 pm

    It could be Bill Kristol. 

  4. JeffS
    September 28th, 2011 @ 9:20 pm

    Let’s face it: We’re all racists now.

    Hey!   Obama has united Americans!!!

  5. ThePaganTemple
    September 28th, 2011 @ 9:45 pm

    It’s hard to believe Christie isn’t secretly planning an announcement soon. After all, he spoke the magic words last night at the Reagan Library. The dreaded “we have to work together and compromise in order to make progress” mantra. John McCain worked so well last year, how could the GOP establishment possibly resist the clogged artery version?

  6. TC_LeatherPenguin
    September 29th, 2011 @ 12:49 am

    The “.” between “T” and “C” don’t exist.

  7. Adjoran
    September 29th, 2011 @ 2:38 am

    Christie has only said he isn’t running about 100 times.  But if conservatives were disappointed when Perry’s reality turned out not to be their Perfect Dream, Christie would be a real crusher.

    The Atlantic employs Conor Friedersdorf?  I’m surprised they even let him fetch McArdle’s coffee.

  8. ThePaganTemple
    September 29th, 2011 @ 12:38 pm

    Conservatives are already on to Christie. The only disappointment would be if he somehow finagled a place on the ticket. That’s my main concern, that whoever gets the nomination will be pressured to put him on the ticket.

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