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Hitler Finds Out That #OWS Is The New #AttaaaaackWaaaaatch

Posted on | October 10, 2011 | 5 Comments

by Smitty

Via the iOwnTheWorld and Left-Wing Institute For Civil Discourse

And, with apologies to Mac Davis:

[Chorus]: Oh Lord it’s hard to be Hitler
when you’re risible in every way.
I hate to browse to YouTube
cause I get re-beclowned each day.
To know me is to kick me
I must be in hell, ask a man.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be Hitler
but I’m doing the penance I can.

I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn’t compete
with all of these nutcase Lefty women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob’ly could find me another
but I guess they’re all in awe of me.
Who cares, I’ll just stay loathsome
sheeples don’t deserve my company.


I guess you could say I’m a Lefty,
a fascist, power-mad and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but they all sound just like Maureen Dowd.
Some folks say that I’m megalomaniacal.
Hell, I don’t even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
deliver meaningless speeches by reams.



5 Responses to “Hitler Finds Out That #OWS Is The New #AttaaaaackWaaaaatch”

  1. Steve in TN
    October 10th, 2011 @ 7:41 pm

    #ows is Craptastic!

  2. smitty
    October 10th, 2011 @ 7:57 pm

    That dump epitomizes the #OWS movement. It shall be to bowels what a Clinton intern is to acts of hooverism.

  3. Teresa Koch
    October 10th, 2011 @ 8:45 pm

    Thanks for the laugh!  (And thank for the link to my post, as well!) ?

  4. smitty
    October 10th, 2011 @ 8:52 pm

    It is bad form not to offer credit.

  5. DR
    October 12th, 2011 @ 1:55 pm

    Too damn funny. But, there must be conversation like this going on somewhere.