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How Do You Not Post ‘Bacon Lube’?

Posted on | December 5, 2011 | 10 Comments

by Smitty

I guess this is not a real-world product. However, the enterprising baconophiliac might do something clever with bacon lip balm and some glycerin. However, I’m not a chemist or a doctor: any side effects should be blamed on Stacy McCain.

Category: Bacon

Comments

10 Responses to “How Do You Not Post ‘Bacon Lube’?”

  1. Anonymous
    December 5th, 2011 @ 9:48 pm

    I guess this is not a real-world product.

    You would be wrong.

  2. Anonymous
    December 5th, 2011 @ 9:57 pm

    “I’m gonna make you squeal like a pig…”

  3. smitty
    December 5th, 2011 @ 10:05 pm

    Whoops! I should not confuse Amazon with the real world.
    However, if you follow the links, it does say “not for sale yet”.

  4. Christy Waters
    December 5th, 2011 @ 10:09 pm

    Speaking of pigs, why is there an Alan Grayson ad on this site? #puke

  5. Professor Why
    December 5th, 2011 @ 10:51 pm

    The smell of bacon is awesome… Yet, the smell of bacon combined with the smell of sex might not work out as a good combination… I’ll let someone else experiment with that and report back… lol

  6. Anonymous
    December 5th, 2011 @ 11:08 pm

    Bacon, is there anything it can’t do?

  7. Anonymous
    December 5th, 2011 @ 11:14 pm

    Bacon:  Launcher (luncher?) of a thousand orgasms.

  8. stix1972
    December 6th, 2011 @ 12:41 am

    Everything is better with bacon

  9. Anonymous
    December 6th, 2011 @ 8:13 am

    They sent out an e-mail a couple of weeks ago announcing a “limited holiday supply.” You just need to follow the right link.

  10. Anonymous
    December 6th, 2011 @ 8:14 am

    It’s an article about pigs and “porking”, and you have to ask? I’m just surprised he isn’t oozing out of the monitor…

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