by Smitty
I guess this is not a real-world product. However, the enterprising baconophiliac might do something clever with bacon lip balm and some glycerin. However, I’m not a chemist or a doctor: any side effects should be blamed on Stacy McCain.

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler
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You would be wrong.
“I’m gonna make you squeal like a pig…”
Whoops! I should not confuse Amazon with the real world.
However, if you follow the links, it does say “not for sale yet”.
Speaking of pigs, why is there an Alan Grayson ad on this site? #puke
The smell of bacon is awesome… Yet, the smell of bacon combined with the smell of sex might not work out as a good combination… I’ll let someone else experiment with that and report back… lol
Bacon, is there anything it can’t do?
Bacon: Launcher (luncher?) of a thousand orgasms.
Everything is better with bacon
They sent out an e-mail a couple of weeks ago announcing a “limited holiday supply.” You just need to follow the right link.
It’s an article about pigs and “porking”, and you have to ask? I’m just surprised he isn’t oozing out of the monitor…