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Meghan McCain: I Look At Callista Gingrich, And All I Hear Is Foreigner

Posted on | December 20, 2011 | 38 Comments

by Smitty

Wake up Maggy, I think I’ve got something to say to you:Per the HuffPo:

Meghan McCain argued on MSNBC Tuesday that Callista Gingrich is doing damage to her husband’s presidential primary campaign because she is “a mistress,” has an “icy” personality. . .

Is she as cold as ice? Willing to sacrifice your endorsement? Does Callista never take your advice? Is she someday going to pay the price, you know?

Hate to break it to you Maggie, but the amount of difference your immediate family history made in 2008 fits between these two pipe characters: ||.
Do political spouses add anything at campaign time? They certainly have to support the campaign and the candidate, or the whole effort is pissing in the wind. But the spouse, not being the name on the ticket, only has a smallish impact.

Let’s see: the country is in an economic and Constitutional crisis. The world, too. After the four years of #OccupyResoluteDesk have run their course, we’ll be jonesin’ for somebody capable of leading two nuns in one minute of silent prayer. Also, the country.

Given that all have sinned and come short of the glory of God, Meghan, can we see your purity scorecard for figuring out what’s what? Newt’s had his wives, and Ron Paul his newsletters. Romney, Perry, Bachmann, Santorum, and Huntsman have, so far as we know, relatively skeleton-free closets. Whoopee. What matters is their ability to grasp the current geo-political situation, formulate ideas, and lead the country in better directions. Their past peccadilloes, a dead horse long since flogged to glue, while not completely irrelevant, are mostly tangential.

In better news, the advent of Chelsea Clinton into the media realm means you are are not the newest knob on the control panel, Meghan. So ya got that goin’ for ya.

Update: more from Don Surber.


38 Responses to “Meghan McCain: I Look At Callista Gingrich, And All I Hear Is Foreigner”

  1. Pathfinder's wife
    December 20th, 2011 @ 7:50 pm

    I look at Meghan McCain and hear stupid, entitled, spoiled girl who has no revelance, thus needs to close her piehole.

    …eh kinda like Chelsea

  2. William_Teach
    December 20th, 2011 @ 7:53 pm

    Yeah, but she has nice boobs. So she keeps telling us.

    I’m waiting for The Chive to do a MeggyMac picturial, or at least include her in one of their future lower back problems posts.

  3. richard mcenroe
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:22 pm

    Newt’s wives may not matter much to the campaign.

    Newt’s behavior towards them matters A LOT.

  4. Pathfinder's wife
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:23 pm

    You know, even as a woman I can say I’ve seen better — there’s no way her tataas hold a candle to Welch’s or Loren’s (even when they got older, but especially when they were her age).

    Her’s are just poofy because she’s chubby — I would advise her to do pushups, maybe jog a little, eat less.  Bigger is not always better Meggie, quality is important too!

  5. Pablo
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:24 pm

    Callista is a “mistress”? Hey Megs, have you ever met your mother?

  6. TWB
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:31 pm

    Actually ,way worse than Chelsea. 

  7. Ccoffer
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:33 pm

    I can’t know what to think about Calista Gingrich until I hear what Riki Lake thinks of her.

  8. EBL
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:33 pm

    Sorry Stacy.  Who cares what Fatty McCain has to say.  I would rather hear  from Bill Clinton:

  9. TWB
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:33 pm

    William don’t give The Chive any ideas. They’d lose all credibility with me if they posted pics of MeggyMac’s puffy boobs. 

  10. EBL
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:33 pm


  11. TWB
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:36 pm

    On a serious note, I think it’s amazing that “news outlets” still give weight (no pun intended) to what Meghan McCain has to say.

    They simply see her as a “conservative” who has gone off the reservation, so they love her. They don’t see her for how we conservatives see her. A joke.

  12. Pathfinder's wife
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:37 pm

    I’m a bit biased and still say just as bad; look at her parents (this may not be bias as much as a very astute point, come to think of it).  Heh, this could go for both young ladies.

  13. Pathfinder's wife
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:39 pm

    Well in fairness, Callista doesn’t appear to be any charmer herself.

  14. JeffS
    December 20th, 2011 @ 8:59 pm

    Maybe she has nice boobs, but I suspect that she’s jealous of Barney Frank.

  15. JeffS
    December 20th, 2011 @ 9:01 pm

    When Meghan “Tits” McCain speaks, the residents of the nearest cattle farm fart as one.

  16. Serfer62
    December 20th, 2011 @ 9:17 pm

    I(f she wasn’t fat she’s have no tits…

  17. Christy Waters
    December 20th, 2011 @ 9:26 pm

    Geez, Meghan McCain and Foreigner in the same post? It doesn’t get much more painful than that.

  18. ThePaganTemple
    December 20th, 2011 @ 9:27 pm

    I think you’ve probably hit on Meaghan’s next gig, posing for Playboy. You’ll know she’s leading up to it when she starts shedding a few pounds over a period of time.

  19. daisy
    December 20th, 2011 @ 10:10 pm

    Didn’t John McCain dump the wife who waited for him and took care of him for the younger, prettier, very rich Cindy? And doesn’t Cindy look a little like Calista. Miss McCain is too foolish to realize when to hush.

  20. Anonymous
    December 20th, 2011 @ 10:28 pm

    Same way they viewed her daddy. They just loved the Maverick… until he got in the Messiah’s face.

  21. Anonymous
    December 20th, 2011 @ 10:31 pm

    Callista?  Any woman named after the objection of Zeus’ affection must have something going for her.  Meghan sounds like a name with which  some sand for brains surfing enthusiasts would punish their kid.

  22. Bob Belvedere
    December 20th, 2011 @ 11:03 pm


  23. Bob Belvedere
    December 20th, 2011 @ 11:04 pm

    But well deserved.

  24. Mark Goluskin
    December 20th, 2011 @ 11:35 pm

    Pablo, EXACTLY what I was thinking. Did not Maggot McCain go to an Ivy League school? If so, enough said about that “education”.

  25. SVT
    December 20th, 2011 @ 11:54 pm

    She’s more smarter than Callista.

  26. Anonymous
    December 20th, 2011 @ 11:57 pm

    Oh, man, don’t put classic Rod Stewart anywhere near that little twit!

  27. Anonymous
    December 21st, 2011 @ 1:09 am

    Iz her grammar gooder? 

  28. Guest
    December 21st, 2011 @ 1:29 am

    That’s funny. When I look at Meggie McCain, I think of Sir Mix-a-Lot.

  29. Anonymous
    December 21st, 2011 @ 5:58 am

    Barney probably gets more action, IYKWIMAITYD.

  30. Anonymous
    December 21st, 2011 @ 5:59 am

    When did that ever happen? ISTR Palin was the only one in that campaign actually sticking it to Obama.

  31. Zilla of the Resistance
    December 21st, 2011 @ 6:24 am

    I look at Moo-gee McCain and I see fat airhead. And wasn’t her dad’s current wife once his MISTRESS? Shut up chubby, nobody cares what you think about anything.

    I like the book Callista wrote, Sweet Land of Liberty, and so do my children. 

  32. SDN
    December 21st, 2011 @ 7:26 am

    Just his being the opposing candidate was plenty. Point is, McCain was the media’s favorite Republican — until the “useful idiot” was no longer useful

  33. ThePaganTemple
    December 21st, 2011 @ 8:39 am

    If that’s true Callista must be one stupid fucking bitch.

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    December 21st, 2011 @ 9:01 am

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  35. Garym
    December 21st, 2011 @ 9:36 am

    Thats funny right there!

  36. Quartermaster
    December 21st, 2011 @ 12:37 pm

    The left has always lived in a world they created. It has no connection whatsoever to reality, however.

  37. Roxeanne de Luca
    December 21st, 2011 @ 12:53 pm

    Something tells me that Meghan was not thrilled with the media attacks on her mother; why she would then think that wives are fair game is beyond me.

  38. ... just passing through
    December 23rd, 2011 @ 4:25 pm

    … ha ha ha … so Newt bagged a real babe … gee, wonder why she married him !?!  … now there’s karma !