I will miss the little troll. He was always great for comic relief. But it is time for Dennis Kucinich to return to his home planet.
Dennis Kucinich, The Little Smurf From Cleveland. The fact that he seemed to actually have some integrity and really believed in liberal progressive policies made him one of the funniest Democrats on this planet and any other one he may have visited.
So Kucinich has been beamed back up…
UFO Captain: Shazbot, this is the ugliest cow EVER!
We called him Dennis the menace in Ohio while he was mayor of the Mistake by the Lake. He remained such even after he somehow got into Congress.
Poor, sensitive Michelle shouldn’t be too concerned by his loss, however. The Congressional pension he’ll draw for the rest of his life will keep him out of the soup lines.
Unless of course he was bankrupting first your city then your country.
He’s only retiring from the Congress so he can run for President on the alien ticket
If the political culture that be can’t cope with a Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul then we are in bad shape.
Good point. President Kucinich… better or worse than President Obama?
Depends — is being bugf**k crazy better or worse than terminal narcissism?
We have too many nutters and scam artists on Capital Hill as it is. These two merely set the standard.
Important question #1: If someone is a natural born citizen of the United States (in a parallel universe) is he eligible to be President in the United States (in OUR universe)?
Important question #2: Is the real Dennis Kucinich trapped in a parallel universe due to a tragic transporter malfunction?
Yea, supporting the Constitution, opposing needless wars and wasteful occupations and auditing the Federal Reserve does sound crazy (when you live in and support nut house government).
Say what you want about Denis Kucinich, but he was crazy enough to get hot young arm candy, competent enough to qualify for the Virginia ballot, and the only member of Congress to EVER introduce legislation to protect us from the CIA deploying space-based mind control rays.
I tip my tinfoil hat to him. As they used to say on Hee Haw, “Saaaaal-lute!”
Question #1: Yes, but only if he grows a goatee.
Question #2: That would explain his face.
Evil Spock, good reference!!
Kucinich would definitely be better, just for the integrity issue. I don’t think he’d use his Cabinet agencies to do end runs around Congress like Obama does habitually, he wouldn’t put up with at least the more egregious examples of fraud, corruption, and hackery like Holder, and though many leftist creeps like Soros probably think they could push him around, I think they would probably be greatly disappointed.
Don’t Let the Door Hit You On the Way Out
Gloom Despair and Agony on me
Dennis The Kook is finally leaving, yays!
Next: Ron Paul.
I will miss the little troll. He was always great for comic relief. But it is time for Dennis Kucinich to return to his home planet.
Dennis Kucinich, The Little Smurf From Cleveland. The fact that he seemed to actually have some integrity and really believed in liberal progressive policies made him one of the funniest Democrats on this planet and any other one he may have visited.
So Kucinich has been beamed back up…
UFO Captain: Shazbot, this is the ugliest cow EVER!
We called him Dennis the menace in Ohio while he was mayor of the Mistake by the Lake. He remained such even after he somehow got into Congress.
Poor, sensitive Michelle shouldn’t be too concerned by his loss, however. The Congressional pension he’ll draw for the rest of his life will keep him out of the soup lines.
Unless of course he was bankrupting first your city then your country.
He’s only retiring from the Congress so he can run for President on the alien ticket
If the political culture that be can’t cope with a Dennis Kucinich and Ron Paul then we are in bad shape.
Good point. President Kucinich… better or worse than President Obama?
Depends — is being bugf**k crazy better or worse than terminal narcissism?
We have too many nutters and scam artists on Capital Hill as it is. These two merely set the standard.
Important question #1: If someone is a natural born citizen of the United States (in a parallel universe) is he eligible to be President in the United States (in OUR universe)?
Important question #2: Is the real Dennis Kucinich trapped in a parallel universe due to a tragic transporter malfunction?
Yea, supporting the Constitution, opposing needless wars and wasteful occupations and auditing the Federal Reserve does sound crazy (when you live in and support nut house government).
Say what you want about Denis Kucinich, but he was crazy enough to get hot young arm candy, competent enough to qualify for the Virginia ballot, and the only member of Congress to EVER introduce legislation to protect us from the CIA deploying space-based mind control rays.
I tip my tinfoil hat to him. As they used to say on Hee Haw, “Saaaaal-lute!”
Question #1: Yes, but only if he grows a goatee.
Question #2: That would explain his face.
Evil Spock, good reference!!
Kucinich would definitely be better, just for the integrity issue. I don’t think he’d use his Cabinet agencies to do end runs around Congress like Obama does habitually, he wouldn’t put up with at least the more egregious examples of fraud, corruption, and hackery like Holder, and though many leftist creeps like Soros probably think they could push him around, I think they would probably be greatly disappointed.