Christie/Obama Caption Contest

Posted on | November 1, 2012 | 29 Comments

by Smitty

Things Christie might be saying to tighten Obama’s jaw:

“Did you read that book I sent you by Walter Mondale, Psychological Strategies for Dealing with a Crushing Election Defeat?”
“If you need coaching for how to deal with actual media, I can help wean you off of MTV and Strolling Drone.”
“Has your wife stopped beating you?”
“I find that, when throwing the weight around, it is helpful to have some weight.”
“We went under the Hurricane Sandra bus like she was a pack of Benghazi jihadis doing their impression of Keenau Reeves in Speed.”
“You know that Lincoln bit about fooling some of the people some of the time? Yeahhh, that’s kinda up for ya.”
“I’m curious what dirt you have on Bruce Springsteen to get him to prostitute himself for your campaign like that.”
“Isn’t it ironic that a guy as anti-British as you sits at a desk made from the timber of the H.M.S. Resolute?”
“Have you figured out the pricing structure for presidential pardons yet?”
“What if it turns out that the people are far less stupid than you treat them?”

via Breitbart

Update: linked by Jackie Wellfonder

Update II: linked by Daily Pundit, who accuses me of being too nice. I’m wiling to commit to a definite maybe.

Category: Barack Obama, humor, New Jersey

Comments

29 Responses to “Christie/Obama Caption Contest”

Deadman Turner
November 1st, 2012 @ 10:25 am

“You know, there’s a right and wrong way to do everything.” [From “Unaccustomed As We Are”, starring Laurel and Hardy.]
Deadman Turner
November 1st, 2012 @ 10:27 am

“You know, I may not be king of my castle, but I certainly wouldn’t allow my wife to wear any pants.” [From “Sons of the Desert”, starring Laurel and Hardy.]

“Excuse me please, my ear is full of milk.” [From “Going Bye Bye”, starring …
Deadman Turner
November 1st, 2012 @ 10:30 am

“Four—count ’em—this many—four dead Americans, you lying bastard.”
Jackie Wellfonder - Raging Against the Rhetoric – Obama & Christie
November 1st, 2012 @ 10:53 am

[…] that said, I’m enjoying the caption contest going on at The Other […]
Bob Belvedere
November 1st, 2012 @ 10:57 am

‘At least have the Goddamn common courtesy to give me a reach-around before I bend over again’.
TrogloPundit
November 1st, 2012 @ 10:59 am

“I ate your sandwich.”
pgs1776
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:03 am

so were you really born in Kenya
Finrod Felagund
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:17 am

“I’m twice the man you are, both physically and mentally.”
sheryl
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:17 am

“I have really been on your side all along.”
rosalie
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:19 am

“It’s not easy being a RINO. I have to kiss everyone’s —!”
McGehee
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:22 am

“Enough about the Chicago Way. Let me tell you a thing or two about the Jersey way…”
Jackie Wellfonder
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:25 am

Buahahaha……
Hugh Vaughan-Williams
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:35 am

“When people call for help in New Jersey we don’t let ’em wait for al-Qaeda”
Evi L. Bloggerlady
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:36 am

Chris Chritie: “I did not take your box lunch!”
Evi L. Bloggerlady
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:37 am

Chris Christie: “Where is my waygu beef!”
Evi L. Bloggerlady
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:38 am

Chris Christie: “Seriously, I want you to rub my belly for luck!”
FenelonSpoke
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:40 am

“Let’s face it, Mr. President, saying that with you “the seas will stop their rise” was a dumb-ass thing to say.”
JeffS
November 1st, 2012 @ 11:53 am

“I’m sorry Mr. President, but Snooki declined your request for a photo opportunity.”
EarlScruggs
November 1st, 2012 @ 12:35 pm

The obvious:

“Get in mah belly!”
Godzilla
November 1st, 2012 @ 1:10 pm

Mr. President, do you think I’m leading the ppl of New Jersey through this tragedy much better than Giuliani did his ppl during the 1st 9/11? I’m not crying too much or being too girly/wowzy am I?
Godzilla
November 1st, 2012 @ 1:12 pm

“Get in my BELLY!”
Godzilla
November 1st, 2012 @ 1:13 pm

“Mr. President, pull my finger.”
Bob Belvedere
November 1st, 2012 @ 1:43 pm

Hey! No unleashing of explosives devices allowed!
20thCenturyVole
November 1st, 2012 @ 1:59 pm

“I hate to tell ya, but you’re goin’ down like Billy the Kid, slick. Like Sonny Liston.”
RichFader
November 1st, 2012 @ 5:40 pm

“Mr. President, my doctor put me on a low-fat diet. What’s your BMI?”
Or Maybe Just “Eat My Humongous Shorts, Bozo” | Daily Pundit
November 1st, 2012 @ 9:55 pm

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J.S.Bridges
November 1st, 2012 @ 10:26 pm

Everyone watching thinks we’re discussing serious stuff, but all I REALLY intend to say to you is…”Loser!!…LOOOser!!!”
crosspatch
November 2nd, 2012 @ 1:30 am

“Yeah, I know it’s a Romney campaign bus, but it’s all we had”.
Deadman Turner
November 5th, 2012 @ 1:16 pm

“Loser”.