by Smitty
Things Christie might be saying to tighten Obama’s jaw:
- “Did you read that book I sent you by Walter Mondale, Psychological Strategies for Dealing with a Crushing Election Defeat?”
- “If you need coaching for how to deal with actual media, I can help wean you off of MTV and Strolling Drone.”
- “Has your wife stopped beating you?”
- “I find that, when throwing the weight around, it is helpful to have some weight.”
- “We went under the Hurricane Sandra bus like she was a pack of Benghazi jihadis doing their impression of Keenau Reeves in Speed.”
- “You know that Lincoln bit about fooling some of the people some of the time? Yeahhh, that’s kinda up for ya.”
- “I’m curious what dirt you have on Bruce Springsteen to get him to prostitute himself for your campaign like that.”
- “Isn’t it ironic that a guy as anti-British as you sits at a desk made from the timber of the H.M.S. Resolute?”
- “Have you figured out the pricing structure for presidential pardons yet?”
- “What if it turns out that the people are far less stupid than you treat them?”
via Breitbart
Update: linked by Jackie Wellfonder
Update II: linked by Daily Pundit, who accuses me of being too nice. I’m wiling to commit to a definite maybe.
“You know, there’s a right and wrong way to do everything.” [From “Unaccustomed As We Are”, starring Laurel and Hardy.]
“You know, I may not be king of my castle, but I certainly wouldn’t allow my wife to wear any pants.” [From “Sons of the Desert”, starring Laurel and Hardy.]
“Excuse me please, my ear is full of milk.” [From “Going Bye Bye”, starring …
“Four—count ’em—this many—four dead Americans, you lying bastard.”
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‘At least have the Goddamn common courtesy to give me a reach-around before I bend over again’.
“I ate your sandwich.”
so were you really born in Kenya
“I’m twice the man you are, both physically and mentally.”
“I have really been on your side all along.”
“It’s not easy being a RINO. I have to kiss everyone’s —!”
“Enough about the Chicago Way. Let me tell you a thing or two about the Jersey way…”
Buahahaha……
“When people call for help in New Jersey we don’t let ’em wait for al-Qaeda”
Chris Chritie: “I did not take your box lunch!”
Chris Christie: “Where is my waygu beef!”
Chris Christie: “Seriously, I want you to rub my belly for luck!”
“Let’s face it, Mr. President, saying that with you “the seas will stop their rise” was a dumb-ass thing to say.”
“I’m sorry Mr. President, but Snooki declined your request for a photo opportunity.”
The obvious:
“Get in mah belly!”
Mr. President, do you think I’m leading the ppl of New Jersey through this tragedy much better than Giuliani did his ppl during the 1st 9/11? I’m not crying too much or being too girly/wowzy am I?
“Get in my BELLY!”
“Mr. President, pull my finger.”
Hey! No unleashing of explosives devices allowed!
“I hate to tell ya, but you’re goin’ down like Billy the Kid, slick. Like Sonny Liston.”
“Mr. President, my doctor put me on a low-fat diet. What’s your BMI?”
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Everyone watching thinks we’re discussing serious stuff, but all I REALLY intend to say to you is…”Loser!!…LOOOser!!!”
“Yeah, I know it’s a Romney campaign bus, but it’s all we had”.
“Loser”.