Turkey Breasts Are A Safe Alternative
Posted on | November 22, 2012 | 40 Comments
by Smitty
In this blog’s relentless quest for safety consciousness, we’d like to remind you on this Thanksgiving holiday that too much of a good thing can be fatal:
Man Escapes Death After Wife Tried To Suffocate Him By Motorboating His Face With Her 38DD Breasts
I note that the original story is German, where the word ‘frau‘ can mean wife or girlfriend. A quick Google didn’t turn up the source article, so the whole thing may be some sort of ruse. The ‘victim’ will hopefully avoid Schwarze Witwe dating in the future, although, as fates go, this would be far from the worst.
More at JWF.
Update: thanks, Instapundit!
Update II: in other news of the sexually off-beat, the guy’s sentence was reduced to 5 days.
Update III: bodacious investigative reporting to be found at Bob Belvedere’s blog.
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November 22nd, 2012 @ 1:04 pm
This bird may kill you too…
But there are worse ways to go!
November 22nd, 2012 @ 1:09 pm
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November 22nd, 2012 @ 1:15 pm
Those are significantly larger than DD. I’d suggest G.
DD is actually quite small.
November 22nd, 2012 @ 1:23 pm
Spoken like a man who knows!
November 22nd, 2012 @ 1:35 pm
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the news!
November 22nd, 2012 @ 2:46 pm
Unfortunately, things like this really happen and not just at Thanksgiving…
November 22nd, 2012 @ 3:05 pm
This guy would fit in well over at LGF…
November 22nd, 2012 @ 3:07 pm
The douchebag at Arlington got fired: Happy Thanksgiving…
November 22nd, 2012 @ 4:09 pm
Into the Valley of Death rode the six hundred….
November 22nd, 2012 @ 5:02 pm
Mein Gott
November 22nd, 2012 @ 5:04 pm
I wonder how long my comment will last?
“I thought you believed in Evolution? Obviously, if the Indians had been the fittest, they would have survived.”
November 22nd, 2012 @ 5:36 pm
Did you post that at LGF?
November 22nd, 2012 @ 5:42 pm
Alternet, actually.
Why, yes, I am a misanthrope; what was the first clue? 😎
November 22nd, 2012 @ 6:07 pm
You usually have to pay extra for that !!
November 22nd, 2012 @ 7:38 pm
Hah! Another film for the list. 😀
Actually I have a friend who works in a specialist bra shop. She’s very… strident on the subject of bra sizes. I suppose I picked some of it up.
November 22nd, 2012 @ 8:52 pm
When I left Germany, Frau was used only in reference to a married woman. Fräulein was the girlfriend. I left in ’69 and languages morph over the years. I’ve been seeing “weib” for wife of late and that may be coming in because of American influence.
Of course, German is beset by a large number of dialects. The Chaplain’s wife was studying German and she said the instructor told the class that they would probably have trouble with the local Swäbisch dialect and wished them luck.
38DD ain’t small either.
November 23rd, 2012 @ 12:15 am
Mayor Bloomberg?
November 23rd, 2012 @ 5:29 pm
Someone should do an expanded version of this post and milk it for all it’s worth.
November 23rd, 2012 @ 5:47 pm
Man Escapes Death After Wife Tried To Suffocate Him By Motorboating His Face With Her 38DD Breasts.
http://theothermccain.com/2012/11/22/turkey-breasts-are-a-safe-alternative/
November 23rd, 2012 @ 5:47 pm
Man Escapes Death After Wife Tried To Suffocate Him By Motorboating His Face With Her 38DD Breasts.
http://theothermccain.com/2012/11/22/turkey-breasts-are-a-safe-alternative/
November 23rd, 2012 @ 5:52 pm
From the the “worst” or the wurst?
November 23rd, 2012 @ 5:55 pm
This story is quite titillating.
November 23rd, 2012 @ 6:04 pm
And he picked it up right too. As a somewhat oversized female (on the top, only, I’m skinny otherwise), I assure you, I KNOW bra sizes. And I sympathize with his friend. And would like to know his friend’s address – and whether she does mail order.
November 23rd, 2012 @ 6:05 pm
It was only after passing out for the third time that he decided he didn’t like it.
November 23rd, 2012 @ 6:10 pm
Well,I can think of far worse ways to die
November 23rd, 2012 @ 6:40 pm
He must be toothless.
November 23rd, 2012 @ 6:41 pm
Got milk??!
November 23rd, 2012 @ 6:45 pm
Motorboat, motorboat go so SLOW. Motorboat, motorboat go so FAST. Motorboat, motorboat…STEP ON THE GAS!
November 23rd, 2012 @ 6:50 pm
Chas will put a Lizard hit out on you!!/
November 23rd, 2012 @ 7:00 pm
It would take the mortician several hours of careful work just to remove the smile from his face.
November 23rd, 2012 @ 7:57 pm
Is she single now?
November 23rd, 2012 @ 8:26 pm
I learned German in Schwaebisch-Hall way back in the day teenage Army brat.
My German teacher at Ohio State told me that she’d bet me that she
could tell me within 30 klicks, where I learned German. She was from
Schwabach, married a man from Crailsheim, so she nailed it. Said my
Ausprach was perfect — for an educated Schwab.
November 23rd, 2012 @ 8:29 pm
Mein *Himmel* Gott!
November 23rd, 2012 @ 9:17 pm
What a way to go though!
November 23rd, 2012 @ 10:02 pm
I lived in Pattonville near Ludwigsburg. I got up to “the Hall” a couple of times. I enjoyed the bus trip for basketball games. I was an AFBrat. My father was stationed at Echterdingen Airfield, which was a weird place. The Air Farce had the ground organization, and the aircraft were almost entirely Army. It was one of the few places the Army had Hueys in Germany during the late 60s. It was the plane patch for Patch Barracks, which was the location of EUCOM HQ at the time.
I used to be fluent, but didn’t use the language for a number of years. I’m not even proficient these days, but still remember a fair amount of the language. I liked Germany, but we lived there when the anti-Americanism was just starting and we could see bad things on the horizon.
November 23rd, 2012 @ 10:16 pm
He’ll be back for more.
November 23rd, 2012 @ 11:46 pm
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November 24th, 2012 @ 3:54 am
I think this discussion has gone on long enough, let’s nip it.
November 24th, 2012 @ 7:50 am
Mandatory breast reductions coming soon.
November 25th, 2012 @ 10:01 am
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