The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Tee Hee Hee: Stacy’s Cousin Makes Hawkins’s 20 Most Annoying Libs List

Posted on | January 4, 2013 | 25 Comments

by Smitty

I should like to meet Maggie Moo some day to assure her that, while bearing her no personal animosity, this blog finds her ideas emblematic of how jacked up her generation and this country are:

18) Meghan McCain: The GOP and Meghan McCain have the same sort of great love we’ve seen between Chris Brown and Rihanna. Who’d have ever thought that the Republican Party’s pale imitation of Paris Hilton would still hate us after all this time besides — well, everybody?

Defining Quote: “…I’ve spent most of my adult life fighting for change from inside the Republican Party….If I don’t see some changes in the next four years, I’m going to consider registering as an Independent in 2016.” — Megan McCain

Great post. Thank you, Hawkins!

via Insty

Category: Meghan McCain

Comments

25 Responses to “Tee Hee Hee: Stacy’s Cousin Makes Hawkins’s 20 Most Annoying Libs List”

  1. The Nayden Broad
    January 4th, 2013 @ 10:52 am

    “Pale” imitation of Paris Hilton? Thats not the adjective Id have gone for.

  2. McGehee
    January 4th, 2013 @ 11:38 am

    If I don’t see some changes in the next four years, I’m going to consider registering as an Independent in 2016.

    A lot of people have beaten her to it — in no small part thanks to the consequences of her father’s 2008 presidential bid.

  3. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    January 4th, 2013 @ 12:46 pm

    That is unfair to Paris Hilton. I would go with a fat blond and (if it is possible) stupider version of Kathy Griffin.

  4. Bob Belvedere
    January 4th, 2013 @ 1:33 pm

    While her mind is filled with crap, her body ain’t bad [paging Dan Collins!].

  5. Bob Belvedere
    January 4th, 2013 @ 1:34 pm

    If she did so, it would be because she has declared an independence from Reason.

  6. jsn2
    January 4th, 2013 @ 2:01 pm

    She reminds me of one of those Chick-fil-A cows, large udders and…well, I guess that’s it.

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    January 4th, 2013 @ 2:36 pm

    You can have her Bob. Just look for her about 15 minutes to closing in her local hangout and offer to buy her a drink.

  8. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    January 4th, 2013 @ 2:36 pm

    Please do not attack the Bovine species in that manner. I find it highly offensive.

  9. Thane_Eichenauer
    January 4th, 2013 @ 3:22 pm

    All I can say is that I look forward to another iteration of Totally Meghan McCain.

  10. Finrod Felagund
    January 4th, 2013 @ 3:22 pm

    I went to the article and downvoted all the liberal trolls in the comments. It always annoys me when they have more up than down votes on a conservative blog.

  11. Thane_Eichenauer
    January 4th, 2013 @ 3:25 pm

    As much as Ms. McCain has earned herself onto Hawkin’s list do you really need to name call? We all know what she and Kathy Griffin look like. You may be an evil blogger lady but do you have to be mean spirited too?

  12. richard mcenroe
    January 4th, 2013 @ 3:54 pm

    Well a broadly drawn imitation, IYKWIMAITYD

  13. richard mcenroe
    January 4th, 2013 @ 3:55 pm

    Plus, Chick-fil-A gives value for the money, unlike, say, Meghan’s book…

  14. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    January 4th, 2013 @ 4:06 pm

    Well when talking about Meghan McCain, all is fair. She is not a civilian. She is open for all criticism and mockery.

    Anyway, I was defending Paris Hilton. What did she do to warrant a comparison with Meghan?

  15. Bob Belvedere
    January 4th, 2013 @ 5:32 pm

    Oh the gals all get prettier at closing time…

  16. Rob Crawford
    January 4th, 2013 @ 5:52 pm

    But there’s only one way to get her to shut up, and eventually you’ll get sore.

  17. Rob Crawford
    January 4th, 2013 @ 5:53 pm

    Hear! Hear! Cattle provide a useful service.

    Plus, they’re smarter.

  18. Quartermaster
    January 4th, 2013 @ 6:48 pm

    Lighten up, people. She can’t help who her father is, and RSM had no choice on that relationship score either.

    She did look kinda cute on the Maxim Cover. I’d say she’s at least a 10 on the Budweiser scale.

  19. higgins
    January 4th, 2013 @ 8:06 pm

    I didn’t read the list, but Chief Justice Roberts should be in the top 3.

  20. richard mcenroe
    January 4th, 2013 @ 8:12 pm

    And Human Events?

  21. Wombat_socho
    January 4th, 2013 @ 9:12 pm

    As in, you’d have to down 10 Budweisers before she became tolerable company?

  22. Adjoran
    January 4th, 2013 @ 9:41 pm

    If she didn’t want us to comment on her big fat ass and lack of intellect, she could keep them both offline – and help beautify the internet at the same time.

  23. Adjoran
    January 4th, 2013 @ 9:51 pm

    Even at that, a Clydesdale would look better.

  24. Finrod Felagund
    January 4th, 2013 @ 10:28 pm

    I’m reminded of the parody of My Sharona called Nine Coronas.

  25. Quartermaster
    January 5th, 2013 @ 9:49 am

    I didn’t invent the Budweiser scale, a guy I used to work with did. I think he meant 6 packs, but at that level the wall would be excellent company.