by Smitty
I should like to meet Maggie Moo some day to assure her that, while bearing her no personal animosity, this blog finds her ideas emblematic of how jacked up her generation and this country are:
18) Meghan McCain: The GOP and Meghan McCain have the same sort of great love we’ve seen between Chris Brown and Rihanna. Who’d have ever thought that the Republican Party’s pale imitation of Paris Hilton would still hate us after all this time besides — well, everybody?
Defining Quote: “…I’ve spent most of my adult life fighting for change from inside the Republican Party….If I don’t see some changes in the next four years, I’m going to consider registering as an Independent in 2016.” — Megan McCain
Great post. Thank you, Hawkins!
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“Pale” imitation of Paris Hilton? Thats not the adjective Id have gone for.
A lot of people have beaten her to it — in no small part thanks to the consequences of her father’s 2008 presidential bid.
That is unfair to Paris Hilton. I would go with a fat blond and (if it is possible) stupider version of Kathy Griffin.
While her mind is filled with crap, her body ain’t bad [paging Dan Collins!].
If she did so, it would be because she has declared an independence from Reason.
She reminds me of one of those Chick-fil-A cows, large udders and…well, I guess that’s it.
You can have her Bob. Just look for her about 15 minutes to closing in her local hangout and offer to buy her a drink.
Please do not attack the Bovine species in that manner. I find it highly offensive.
All I can say is that I look forward to another iteration of Totally Meghan McCain.
I went to the article and downvoted all the liberal trolls in the comments. It always annoys me when they have more up than down votes on a conservative blog.
As much as Ms. McCain has earned herself onto Hawkin’s list do you really need to name call? We all know what she and Kathy Griffin look like. You may be an evil blogger lady but do you have to be mean spirited too?
Well a broadly drawn imitation, IYKWIMAITYD
Plus, Chick-fil-A gives value for the money, unlike, say, Meghan’s book…
Well when talking about Meghan McCain, all is fair. She is not a civilian. She is open for all criticism and mockery.
Anyway, I was defending Paris Hilton. What did she do to warrant a comparison with Meghan?
Oh the gals all get prettier at closing time…
But there’s only one way to get her to shut up, and eventually you’ll get sore.
Hear! Hear! Cattle provide a useful service.
Plus, they’re smarter.
Lighten up, people. She can’t help who her father is, and RSM had no choice on that relationship score either.
She did look kinda cute on the Maxim Cover. I’d say she’s at least a 10 on the Budweiser scale.
I didn’t read the list, but Chief Justice Roberts should be in the top 3.
And Human Events?
As in, you’d have to down 10 Budweisers before she became tolerable company?
If she didn’t want us to comment on her big fat ass and lack of intellect, she could keep them both offline – and help beautify the internet at the same time.
Even at that, a Clydesdale would look better.
I’m reminded of the parody of My Sharona called Nine Coronas.
I didn’t invent the Budweiser scale, a guy I used to work with did. I think he meant 6 packs, but at that level the wall would be excellent company.