Just in case I’ve never mentioned it before — but I’m pretty sure I have — Mrs. Other McCain is one smokin’ hot babe:
Ah, back in the day, my friends — of course, I wasn’t too shabby myself back in the day. This isn’t just nostalgia, or a gimmick to make you hit the freaking tip jar — although, please do — but is instead a matter of science, based on a headline I saw today at Memeorandum, which tends to confirm my own extensive research in this area.
Wait, we needed science to tell us this? nbcnews.com/id/51469938/ns… Says the ugly guy with the hot wife and six kids …
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) April 9, 2013
Ladies like a man with a big tip jar.
Actually I wasn’t so bad 25 years ago today either and my wife, what more needs to be said?
http://datechguyblog.com/2013/04/09/25-years-ago-today/
What, you’re married to her, and we’re supposed to feel sorry for you and send you money? How does that work?
Only if they’re not so big as to be, you know, intimidating.
Dang cowardly women.
About the Speedo pic, my wife said “nice suit”. She also agreed with the “big tip jar” sentiment. Guess I need to get a tip jar.
No, you’re supposed to feel sorry for her and send me money.
Because, really, it’s all her money.
Eons ago, at a Jethro Tull concert, Ian Anderson was harassing his bass player. He said, the guy was out with a groupie last night, and…”when it came time to get ‘down to business,’ she looked at his minor possession, and said, ‘Eyah, ‘oo you gonna please wif that?’ But he just smiled and said, ‘Just me, ma’am. Just me.’ “
That last sentence is the entire book on how to get along with women.
The K-Missus and I are fast approaching 33 years of me not waking up with pencils stabbed into my eyes. Woo Hoo!
“Ouch” was the nicest thing any woman ever said to me.
Congratulations!
I’m still convinced you had to drug her to get her to marry you.
You look like an extra in Godfather II, the DeNiro parts.
Oh, yeah…Congrats!
Nah…VRWC mind control.
Congrats, Peter. You’ve been married longer than I’ve been alive. Many more happy years upon you and your wife.
Well, Mr. McCain, you sure were and I suppose are lucky with a woman like that. She was a fine looking thing back in the day and having seen more recent pictures you posted of her, she still is. You’re lucky, and you must have done a lot right to get a woman like that and keep her for so long. Keep on loving and cherishing her. I’m sure she’s not just looks.
I would add some money to the tip jar but my hot sexy wife married me for my money. She takes it all…
I have to comment crimes to get my beer money…