by Smitty
“That sounds like part of a balanced meal,” said no nutritionist. Ever.
Good Sweet Lord, Pepsi Is Actually Testing A Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew
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— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) November 8, 2014
Mon estomac…
Is this the result of some kinda contest?
Are you trying to make us all depressed?
Why would this depress you? The inevitable demise of an idea whose time has not now and will not ever come should be uplifting.
Ew.
There is a market for this…
And the new Call of Duty just came out. Coincidence?
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Cheese flavored soda…Really?!? Make sure it’s Provolone and add some Pastrami and Rye flavoring to it while you’re at it…and Honey Mustard, too.
For those who want to drink their food there are better ways, blenders.
I am teasing. While I would never drink liquid cheese made by Pepsi, I sort of like the idea of liquid cheese (it is like those dinner pills on the Jetsons).
I would only question the word, “pending.”
Obviously, this is the only way to avoid those unsightly cheese dust drifts that are the bane of Mom’s Basement Dwellers.
Funny you should mention blending food together. When my brother broke his jaw several years ago, he used to take a pork chop or steak, some green beans and taters, add a little milk and blend it all together for his dinner.
This has to be done in conjunction with and reaction to the legalization and decriminalization of marijuana.
If this is the future of American cuisine, I’m getting a gastrostomy tube…
Nope!
And that’s the market I was thinking of.
Mikey called in sick.
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Is that sort of like saying, “ow, my colon”?
Hey, now… those are Cheetos.
Geez. Mountain Dew really gets their target market. Talk about nectar of the tards.
I have no doubt it will be a staple with the Walmart regulars.
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