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Thought Experiment On Fixing US & ME

Posted on | November 13, 2015 | 11 Comments

by Smitty

This story about the Mizzou twits bemoaning the fact that events in The Real World had returned them to their prior media-attention-deprived state. Gives me an idea:

  1. Trump is making waves about mass-deportation of illegal aliens. Let’s stipulate that, if they were packing the gear to get themselves here, they’ve already showed more capability than the current crop of college nitwits. Bear with me.
  2. Instead of deporting illegal aliens, let’s deport all of academia! (Hollyweird: you’re on notice). Send all of these feckless administrators, Commie profs, and the minds they’ve polluted. . .to the Middle East.
  3. I figure the encounter of Radical Islam and academia with be some sort of matter/anti-matter affair. Promises to be a jolly meltdown, but hey: haven’t they all earned it?
  4. We can give American education a fresh kickstart by. . .educating the illegal aliens (who should be quite attentive to Americanization, having seen what just happened to academia.)
  5. And we all live maturely ever after.


11 Responses to “Thought Experiment On Fixing US & ME”

  1. Matt_SE
    November 13th, 2015 @ 11:43 pm

    Can’t risk it, RSM. The academics would likely join ISIS as new recruits.

  2. smitty
    November 13th, 2015 @ 11:59 pm

    And trigger its implosion, just like our schools. This is bad how?

  3. Daniel Freeman
    November 14th, 2015 @ 1:47 am

    Yes, they would wage sexual jihad, offering themselves to the fighters. And the women would do it too.

  4. guest
    November 14th, 2015 @ 4:14 am

    Why must it be one or the other? Why can’t we deport the wetback invaders AND the treasonous academics?

  5. Fail Burton
    November 14th, 2015 @ 4:45 am

    Noble transblack activist Shaun King Tweets that more unarmed black Americans have been killed by police than any lynching year since 1923.

    Blacks kill 35% more other blacks every year than in the entire history of lynching 1882-1968. How do you fix that level of stupidity and lying?

  6. CaptDMO
    November 14th, 2015 @ 7:40 am

    In 1-5,I’m not seeing the initial neutron bomb “renovation” of the distant campus, and subsequent “new job” of burial/cremation detail for “higher” education lottery winners (whiners?), their Maestros, AND their supernumeraries.
    “HEY! Where’s the magic, free, water?” MAY be a topic of discussion.
    How does one simply “take” a university infrastructure for use by illegal aliens? US Chamber of Commerce Interstate Commerce Clause eminent domain of course!

  7. WarEagle82
    November 14th, 2015 @ 8:21 am

    I am all for buying these “Fascist Snowflakes” a one-way ticket out of the USA.

    I think it might be a “character accelerating experience” for these morons to spend a few weeks in the tender embrace of Islam.

    I would demand their passports and that they renounce their citizenship (assuming they are actually citizens) before they board the plane.

  8. smitty
    November 14th, 2015 @ 8:21 am

    Mostly because that’s not how I wrote the joke.

  9. smitty
    November 14th, 2015 @ 8:22 am

    Laugh at it?

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