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Confession of a ‘F–king Sociopath’

Posted on | April 4, 2016 | 25 Comments

So, there was this guy who claimed to be a Marine diagnosed with terminal cancer and told he had only 18 months to live. He collected a lot of online donations, but then Michael Kocher was arrested on felony drug charges, and posted this shocking confession on Facebook:

“I’m going to jail for a very long time, I f–ked up bad this time. So I’m coming clean about everything. I’m a f–king sociopath. . . .
“The last few months I’ve been extremely mentally addicted to smoking cocaine. . . .
“Most of my past is a mix of truth, exaggeration, and fabrication. . . .
“I was also a full blown heroin addict . . . Prior to moving to Denver I had fully relapsed for about a year. . . .
“I am just a bad person who only cares about his own selfish desires. I have destroyed so many lives to get what I wanted.”

A liar, a dopehead, a thief. And he probably voted for Obama, too.



25 Responses to “Confession of a ‘F–king Sociopath’”

  1. Obey the Mustache
    April 4th, 2016 @ 3:25 pm

    I have to wonder what he thinks he gets out of making that confession now.

  2. Dana
    April 4th, 2016 @ 3:30 pm

    He probably voted for Barack Hussein Obama?

  3. robertstacymccain
    April 4th, 2016 @ 3:44 pm

    Sometimes junkies forget to vote.

  4. Steve Skubinna
    April 4th, 2016 @ 4:50 pm

    Doesn’t matter, the DNC would have sent a van to pick him up and drop him at the polling place.


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  6. OrangeEnt
    April 4th, 2016 @ 5:25 pm

    Don’t be silly! He probably is Obama….

  7. LittleRedHen111
    April 4th, 2016 @ 5:29 pm

    “I got clean from that whilst driving to Kansas City”

    How many Americans use the word WHILST…?
    There is more fishiness about this than meets the eye, me thinks.

  8. Mike G.
    April 4th, 2016 @ 6:19 pm

    And probably furnished him with a “dime bag” for every vote.

  9. GruntOfMonteCristo
    April 4th, 2016 @ 6:28 pm

    If we could just get Anonymous to hack Hillary’s campaign teleprompters and insert that speech, I’d become a donor.

  10. Daniel Freeman
    April 4th, 2016 @ 6:59 pm

    Probably figured he wouldn’t be able to keep up the pretense from prison, and it would be worse if people sniffed out the truth while he was still hiding it. This also maximizes the amount of time for people to get over being mad at him before he gets out and starts using people again.

  11. Steve Skubinna
    April 4th, 2016 @ 7:12 pm

    Egads! Mayhap this varlet speakest not the sooth!

  12. Steve White
    April 4th, 2016 @ 7:50 pm

    If Anonymous could do that I have all sorts of ideas on exactly what words to insert…

  13. Finrod Felagund
    April 5th, 2016 @ 2:14 am


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  14. Fail Burton
    April 5th, 2016 @ 3:41 am


  15. Quartermaster
    April 5th, 2016 @ 6:43 am

    Were I Obama, I’d appoint RSM Ambassador out of spite.

  16. gunga
    April 5th, 2016 @ 7:36 am

    The world is awash in narcissists… Apparently not all of them are running for President…

  17. Dana
    April 5th, 2016 @ 8:26 am

    Uhhh, actually I use that word whilst writing some of my blog posts.

  18. calmly_observing
    April 5th, 2016 @ 9:04 am

    The key phrase here: “He collected a lot of online donations…”

    Caveat emptor. Someone who is willing to give money to another who anonymously asks for it should not complain. But I wonder if Gofundme will take some action to try and get some or all of that money returned for the sake of their reputation.

  19. Trespassers W
    April 5th, 2016 @ 9:42 am

    God grant that there is a genuine kernel of remorse in him, and that HisSpirit will fan it into flames of repentance.

  20. kilo6
    April 5th, 2016 @ 4:25 pm

    I doubt any of those crowdsourcing companies would seek a refund unless it involved something like a florist, photographer, wedding venue or pizza maker who wouldn’t cater gay weddings and was seeking financial relief from the Gaystapo lawfare.

  21. Joseph Shmeau
    April 6th, 2016 @ 2:38 am

    It’s possible. I give him credit for acknowledging that he hurt others and not blaming anyone other than himself. The money is not an immediate issue; it’s all gone and he won’t be getting out of custody any time soon.

  22. theoldsargesays
    April 7th, 2016 @ 12:13 pm

    No doubt he’s only thinking of himself.

  23. theoldsargesays
    April 7th, 2016 @ 12:18 pm

    Okay…that’s one.

  24. theoldsargesays
    April 7th, 2016 @ 12:19 pm

    ….this cycle.

  25. Obey the Mustache
    April 7th, 2016 @ 1:54 pm

    A reasonable assumption.