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Polls Say Hillary Will Win, So Democrats Don’t Actually Need to Vote for Her

Posted on | November 7, 2016 | 2 Comments

 

It’s going to be a shoo-in, a walkover, a one-sided electoral landslide for Hillary Clinton on Tuesday. This tsunami of support means that anybody who was worried that Donald Trump might win can just relax and stay home Tuesday. Don’t bother to vote, Democrats. It’s in the bag.

Clinton 3 Points Ahead of Trump
in Final Bloomberg National Poll
— Bloomberg

Clinton Leads by 6 Points
— Monmouth University

Our final map has Clinton
winning with 352 electoral votes
— Los Angeles Times

See? There is absolutely no reason for Democrats to worry:

Three sets of data point in the same direction:

1. The state poll-based Meta-Margin is Clinton +2.6%.
2. National polls give a median of Clinton +3.0 +/- 0.9% (10 polls with a start date of November 1st or later).
3. Early voting patterns approximately match 2012, a year when the popular vote was Obama +3.9%.

Based on this evidence, if Hillary Clinton does not win on Tuesday it will be a giant surprise.

All of the experts agree — it’s a total cakewalk for Clinton. She’s a guaranteed winner, and so if you are a liberal who has been worried that the future of America might depend on you voting for Hillary, congratulations — no need to sweat it. This is a lead-pipe cinch.

As a matter of fact, if you are a committed progressive, if you voted for Bernie Sanders in the primaries and aren’t really happy that the corrupt sold-out corporate clones at the Clinton campaign stole the nomination from Bernie, you might want to make a statement by casting your vote for Green Party candidate Jill Stein, a real progressive!

 

Progressives should especially consider voting for Jill Stein if you live in Ohio, Florida, North Carolina, Nevada, New Hampshire or Virginia because these are the states where your progressive Green Party vote can really make a difference. And all the polling experts say there is absolutely no chance Donald Trump could win, so what the heck, huh? Either show your commitment to progressive values — vote for Jill! — or else you can just stay home Tuesday. Chill out, smoke a little weed maybe.

 

Category: Election, Polls

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