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Don’t Worry, I Haven’t Been Captured by Our Alien Reptilian Overlords … Yet

Posted on | January 19, 2021 | Comments Off on Don’t Worry, I Haven’t Been Captured by Our Alien Reptilian Overlords … Yet

Because I didn’t post anything Monday, I’m sure some of our readers were worried that the shape-shifting alien Lizard People had gotten me. But no, I was just busy doing other stuff Monday, and I apologize if my silence caused any unnecessary concern. Our nation’s capital is full of troops, barricades and barbed wire for the presidential inauguration of (the suspiciously lizard-like) Joe Biden, and we’re not supposed to mention how weird this situation is. Pretend like we don’t notice.

“Nothing says ‘normal, legitimate election’ like
a swearing-in behind 12 feet of razor wire and
25,000 troops that you’re not sure you can trust.”

Welcome to the New Normal. Did I mention that our reptilian President-elect named a Richard “Rachel” Levine to a top federal health position?

You must pretend that this is completely normal. If you say otherwise, you could be banned from social media and maybe fired from your job.

The New Normal means living in make-believe as if it were reality, a sort of fantasy cosplay. Richard Levine is a woman, Joe Biden won a majority of the vote in Georgia and Wisconsin and the greatest danger to American democracy is the 74 million people who voted to re-elect Trump:

Wednesday will mark the four-year anniversary of the violent Antifa riots in Washington, D.C., when hundreds of anarchists wreaked havoc in our nation’s capital on Inauguration Day, declaring themselves the #Resistance to President Trump. Our media overlords now expect Americans to forget the Left’s deranged reaction to Hillary Clinton’s 2016 defeat, because this does not fit the current narrative, in which anyone who didn’t vote for Joe Biden is viewed as a potential terrorist threat.
Biden will be inaugurated amid a climate of paranoia, surrounded by a phalanx of military security so enormous as to dwarf the number of troops that we currently have stationed in Afghanistan. This unprecedented level of security is necessary, our media overlords tell us, because of the rowdy crowd of Trump supporters who stormed the Capitol two weeks ago. Viewers of CNN and MSNBC have been told repeatedly that what happened on January 6 was an “insurrection,” an attempted “coup,” by dangerous extremists who (a) arrived in Washington with carefully organized plans to destroy Democracy as We Know It and (b) were incited to this seditious attack by what Trump said in his speech at a “Stop the Steal” rally.
There are obvious problems with this narrative. If the riot at the Capitol was planned in advance, how then were the rioters “incited” by what Trump said? . . .

Read the rest of my latest column at The American Spectator. But don’t tell anyone you’ve been reading the truth about what’s happening.

The Lizard People might be listening.



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