Rams Win the ‘White Supremacy’ Bowl
Super Bowl LVI will go down in history as one of the great triumphs of systemic racism, in which the Los Angeles Rams — with white head coach Sean McVay and white quarterback Matt Stafford — defeated the Cincinnati Bengals, with white coach Zac Taylor and white quarterback Joe Burrow. This is almost certainly part […]
Late Night With Rule 5 Apologies
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FMJRA 2.0: Whipping Post
— compiled by Wombat-socho Well, the Senators had a .400 week, splitting a two-game series against the San Francisco Seals before dropping two of three games against Da Tech Guy’s Seattle Pilots, who had recently acquired “Limp” Dick Allen partially out of frustration at our pitchers intentionally walking Pete Rose seven times in our first […]
Who’s Afraid of President Crackpipe?
Our Commander-in-Chief never served in the military. He was never the sharpest tool in the shed, and his cognitive capacity has visibly declined in recent years. His chief foreign-policy accomplishment is surrendering Afghanistan to the Taliban, and he’s less popular than Jimmy Carter. So, yeah, I’m sure Vladmir Putin is just scared to death: President […]
Aspiring Rapper Update: NYC Mayor Mourns Jayquan ‘Chii Wvttz’ McKenley
Readers should remember the relevant definition: Aspiring Rapper North American euphemism for a member of the urban criminal class. This unusual occupation is usually mentioned in conjunction with the subject either being slain or being taken into custody for a violent or property-related crime. A relative of the subject usually points out that the subject’s […]
In The Mailbox: 02.11.22
— compiled by Wombat-socho Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley esse delendam. OVER THE TRANSOM 357 Magnum: How Is That Bail Reform Working Out? EBL: Ozarks Season 4 Twitchy: “You’re The Expert, Professor Tow Truck” Louder With Crowder: Joe Rogan Takes Another Dump All Over CNN, also, GiveSendGo Gives Canadian Government The Finger Vox Popoli: This […]
Ukraine Freakout: Is This for Real?
While on the one hand, I’m not a paranoid conspiracy theorist, on the other hand I am very cynical about politics, which is why I am somewhat hesitant to accept that all this media noise about Ukraine is legit: President Joe Biden plans to speak with Russian President Vladimir Putin on Saturday, a person familiar […]
How to Die in Philadelphia
Even though Philadelphia set an all-time record for homicides last year, nearly twice as many people died of drug overdoses as died of gunshot wounds in “Killadelphia” in 2021. Dana Pico notes that Philadelphia wanted to open a “supervised injection site” where junkies could presumably shoot up more safely than where they would otherwise shoot […]
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