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The Future of Gaza is Neu Schwabenland

Posted on | February 19, 2025 | Comments Off on The Future of Gaza is Neu Schwabenland

— compiled by Wombat-socho

We interrupt your normal evening linkagery for an important post about the current geopolitical situation.
Your normal linkagery will resume in the morning.
Silicon Valley et Hamas delenda sunt.

The future flag of the Gaza-territoriet i Antarktis.

Our God-Emperor, Donaldus Trump Magnus, has decreed the creation of Mar-A-Gaza on the currently rubble-strewn land called the Gaza Strip. To do this, however, we must remove the current inhabitants to a place where they can neither 1) interfere with the demolition and construction efforts nor 2) kill Jews. The problem here is obvious. None of Israel’s Arab neighbors want any part of having the Gazans on their land, not even temporarily, and for good reason. Everywhere the Palestinian “refugees” have gone, they have caused trouble and attempted to overthrow the local governments, and so neither Egypt, Jordan, nor Lebanon want them as guests.

It has been suggested that the Gazans be deported to Greenland. Aside from immediately being a provocation to war with Denmark, from whom we are trying to buy the place, it would needlessly antagonize the Inuit, who have done nothing to deserve this sort of neighbor being inflicted on them. It has also been suggested that they be deported to Russia. Leaving aside for the moment how Russians feel about most Arabs, does anyone doubt that President Putin would genocide the lot of them if they looked at him sideways? Or worse yet, use them as meatcubes in the ongoing Ukraine war? Let’s not tempt the man.

No, the real solution is one that requires Norway to get off its oily butt and actually contribute something to the cause of world peace besides empty words. There is a section of Antarctic coast formerly called New Swabia, or Neu Schwabenland in the original German, which was briefly claimed by the Third Reich after the German Antarctic Expedition of 1938-39. World events being what they were, the German claims lapsed and were passed to Norway. This is the ideal place to dump all the obstreperous Gazans and their death cult. There is nobody around but a handful of Indian and Russian scientists hundreds of miles away in the Schirmacher Oasis, leopard seals, and penguins. UNRWA can teach Gazans how to build igloos and provide them with small wooden boats and harpoons with which to hunt seals and (maybe) whales, and the Norwegians can maintain a blockade of the coast to prevent any Gazans from leaving.

Harsh? Perhaps, but what have the inhabitants of Gaza done to deserve better? Why should the peaceful Arabs of Egypt, Jordan, and Lebanon be saddled with the duty of housing these genocidal nutbags? No, let us install them in a land where they can harm nobody but themselves, until such time as they decide to start acting like peaceful, productive human beings again. Your move, Norway.

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Category: Conspiracy Theories, Germany, humor, Israel, Norway

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