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In Desperate Bid to End Cairo Violence, Levi Johnston’s Sister Agrees to Pose Nude

Posted on | February 2, 2011 | 17 Comments

State Department sources say the Egyptian rioters have demanded to see Mercede Johnston naked.

Initial attempts by the Obama administration to quell the uprising with Kim Kardashian nude photos led to further negotiations.

While the Muslim Brotherhood had at first insisted that they would not settle for anything less than full frontal Alyssa Milano, U.S. envoys counter-offered with Mercedes Johnston and also agreed to provide Mohamed El-Baradei with a bootleg DVD of outtakes from Natalie Portman’s lesbian sex scene in The Black Swan.

Category: Celebrities, Egypt, humor

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