Sure Am Glad It Was The Saudis Who Objected To .gay Internet Domain
by Smitty The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has objected to a variety of new generic top-level domains (gTLDs) ranging from .porn and .sexy to .wine and .bar and .bible, according to records of the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN). Can you imagine the barrage of shrill, tedious lectures on the need for […]
#GuessBidensNextGaffe : Claims His Administration ‘Was Really Just A Gerald Ford Impression’
by Smitty Pressured on the fact that he was actually Vice President under someone named Barack Obama, Biden waxes surly: “So what if I was one heartbeat, a few brain cells, and a lot less plagiarism away. I felt Presidential!” #GuessBidensNextGaffe “Think of abortion as a special kind of hunting license.” — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) […]
Aye, The Economy. Also: The Tempo
by Smitty We have 84 days to go. Mataconis, emphasis mine: As I noted on Sunday, it strikes me that Romney’s campaign will be making a serious error if they allow this election to be about anything other than the economy. If it’s about Medicare, for example, then the campaign runs about against the fact […]
‘Uncle Choo-Choo’ Biden Unsure Just Where He Is
by Smitty Poor ol’ Uncle Choo-Choo, so tragically misunderstood by the peasantry. In his defense, North Carolina and Virginia are adjacent. It’s just that those pesky details, well, they kinda matter in a role as consequential as VP:Then again, maybe Biden is crazy like a fox, and prepping his decision to withdraw from politics to […]
‘Gentleman’ Jim Moran: Collectivist Way Ahead Of Warren And Obama
by Smitty Patrick Murray on FaceBook brings up an old chestnut, featuring my bloody-minded Congresstool in fine form. Here he anticipates the famous Elizabeth Warren diatribe, which also pre-figured #OccupyResoluteDesk’s “You didn’t build that” in Roanoke, VA. Virginia led this country to independence. Jim Moran, living in the shadow of Mount Vernon, would cheerfully lead […]
All Right, Everybody Quit Making Fun Of Matthew Yglesias
by Smitty via (JWF) Yglesias cannot be held to account for mistaking the Paul Ryan for the Congressman who engaged in insider trading after the 2008 housing meltdown: Public Servant Drool Bucket To the best of my knowledge, ‘Gentleman’ Jim Moran has offered no explanation, much less an apology, for the allegations of day trading […]
The Onion: “Don’t Even Try To Pretend You Haven’t Imagined Me Being Elected President One Day.’
by Smitty Your NSFW potty mouth of the day, via AllahPundit on Twitter, is a faux Paul Ryan in the Onion: Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving S**t Out Of You [Lefties], Don’t I? This is one of the key aspects of Ryan: he’s young enough that, after 8 years of executive tutelage under Romney, […]
Maddow Left Sputtering By ‘L’ Word
by Smitty Say what you want about Rich Lowry, he did a splendid job against Keith Olbermann’s more masculine brother here. It turns out that Maddow just can’t handle the word ‘logic’: I guess that in Maddow-land the selection of Ryan as VP means that Mitt Romney is open to attack for every vote Ryan […]
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