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#GuessBidensNextGaffe : Claims His Administration ‘Was Really Just A Gerald Ford Impression’

Posted on | August 15, 2012 | 16 Comments

by Smitty

Pressured on the fact that he was actually Vice President under someone named Barack Obama, Biden waxes surly: “So what if I was one heartbeat, a few brain cells, and a lot less plagiarism away. I felt Presidential!”

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16 Responses to “#GuessBidensNextGaffe : Claims His Administration ‘Was Really Just A Gerald Ford Impression’”

  1. John Higgins1990
    August 15th, 2012 @ 8:08 am

    Wait, how do we know that these aren’t real Biden quotes?

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    August 15th, 2012 @ 8:49 am

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  3. McGehee
    August 15th, 2012 @ 9:53 am

    #GuessBidensNextGaffe Visits an inner-city rehab facility, claims his having had brain surgery gives him “something in common with you crackheads.”

  4. Red
    August 15th, 2012 @ 10:07 am

    LMAO! “…suck it up and build some casinos…” ROFLMAO!

  5. Red
    August 15th, 2012 @ 10:07 am

    6 degrees of Ford indeed.

  6. smitty
    August 15th, 2012 @ 10:17 am

    No one’s biting on the Joanne Greenberg reference. Too obscure?

  7. Red
    August 15th, 2012 @ 11:26 am

    A little too ‘Dennis Miller’ IMHO plus I’m not an avid reader (I know, I know, “bad Red!”) 
    I laugh at that guy because half the time I really don’t get it but I don’t want to look stupid. It’s silly I know but sometimes I just hafta save face.

  8. Red
    August 15th, 2012 @ 11:31 am

    Screw it. I’m getting back on twitter just to follow you again. These are HI-larious. I swear, you need to do a Tonight Show monologue Carson-style.

  9. smitty
    August 15th, 2012 @ 11:51 am

    I actually follow most of Dennis Miller at least superficially, even if I haven’t read most of his references fully.

  10. smitty
    August 15th, 2012 @ 11:53 am

    I think @doc_0 and @iowahawkblog are funnier, in a racking-my-brains-trying-to-top-them way.

  11. Quartermaster
    August 15th, 2012 @ 12:25 pm

    I don’t do twitter myself. The PI reference is hilarious. But, then, I’m an Engineer and like such Math puns.

  12. Red
    August 15th, 2012 @ 12:45 pm

    Well that doesn’t surprise me in the least, Brainy Smurf.

  13. Red
    August 15th, 2012 @ 12:47 pm

    It’s good to have peers to spitball with. I find it amps my own creativity when chit-chatting and hanging out with folks I admire.

  14. Bob Belvedere
    August 15th, 2012 @ 1:09 pm

    You, sir, are a Master at this Twitter doohickey thing.

  15. Shawny Lee
    August 15th, 2012 @ 1:41 pm


  16. Adjoran
    August 15th, 2012 @ 3:16 pm

     ROFL!  Yep,  Biden is a modern Cicero.