‘After The Baby, My Wife And I Have Been In Sweatpants Purgatory’
by Smitty Boy, did I get beat with the Life Imitates Art stick. Standing there next to the telly, holding the World’s Youngest Blogger, when Up All Night comes on. The two fellas are down at the playground, discussing how their sex lives are going. Will Forte, on the right, delivers the utterly devastating post […]
Gollum Reid: ‘That Hobbit Norquist Stole My Preciousssss‘
by Smitty Via the Puffington Host He suggested Norquist’s lobbying on the issue is at least one reason why the 12-member super committee hasn’t been able to achieve its goal: trillions of dollars in debt reduction stemming from some combination of spending cuts and new revenues. Several Republicans are wrestling with the fact that they […]
Of Course Kagan Will Not Recuse Herself
by Smitty IBD: Nearly lost in this is the possibility that Kagan lied during her confirmation. She told the Senate Judiciary Committee that she had not been asked about the legal issues of ObamaCare nor had she offered any views on them. The emails, however, seem to tell a different story. Two exclamation points plainly […]
VIDEO: Rep. Allen West Serves Up The Red Meat Clip Of The Year
by Smitty Rep. Allen West summarizes “Bag” Holder’s ignoble career, and politely suggests that even #OccupyResoluteDesk may be complicit in Fast & Furious. Wow. To be a fly on the wall when Barack saw that one. . . via Nice Deb, who has a whole lot more. Update: Daily Pundit is less impressed. In response […]
Aw, C’mon, Governor Perry
by Smitty This is either a result of (a) incomplete analysis, or (b) a cheap populist appeal: “Any congressman or senator that uses their insider knowledge to profit in the stock market ought to be sent to jail—period,” said Mr. Perry, who is seeking the Republican presidential nomination. This sounds swell, but is going to […]
Old And Busted: Nobel Peace Prize.
The New Hotness: Confucian Peace Prize
by Smitty In Vladimir style, he wakes up one morning with a prize so cool that neither Jimmy Carter, nor St. Albert of Gore, nor even the vaunted #OccupyResoluteDesk have one: After two wars in Chechnya, one conflict in South Ossetia and two of the deadliest hostage relief operations in modern history, the former KGB […]
Maybe The Cleanup Crew Can Work On Julian Pecquet’s Head After Zuccotti Park
by Smitty What a nauseating bucket of drool at The Hill: Pecquet Smitty Democrats on Capitol Hill are worried that the Supreme Court will rule against President Obama’s healthcare reform law. The SCOTUS will rule in favor of the Constitution and liberty. Liberty, Mike Foxtrot: do you speak it? Over the last couple weeks, congressional […]
The Difference Between Junior And Senior Democrats Is The Number Of Zeros
by Smitty The blogs are alight with the Worst Speaker in U.S. History undertaking actions which, while not illegal, fail to pass the smell test. From the American Spectator: Yesterday’s “60 Minutes” on CBS included a report on members of Congress profiting from privileged information. The report was based on a upcoming book by Peter […]
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