Jeff Serves Up A Trump Rant Of Justice
by Smitty If you can tolerate a modicum of potty mouth, do take in the latest Protein Wisdom: Here’s the truth: Trump has received 45% of the delegates with 36% of the vote. He’s won several caucus states and didn’t complain then. I’ve heard not one of his supporters argue that winner-take-all races in Florida, […]
Workin’ Hard, Tryin’ To Teach Punky @BrewStudNo1 Of Humor. Failing.
by Smitty It started as a biographical not concerning Her Majesty: So, she was underage as a Goldwater groupie? #WhichHillary https://t.co/d0GSxs3ZaY — i am so grounded (@BrewStudNo1) April 3, 2016 As somebody who nurses dreams of writing fiction some day, and is fascinated by criminal psychology in general, I had to inquire: @BrewStudNo1 I am […]
Presidential Race, The Final Frontier
by Smitty Presidential Race, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the barship Trumpyprize. Its 5-beer mission: to explore strange gutteral worlds, to seek out new lies and old provocations, to boldly, emphatically, and with scant relation to facts set about making America greatly hydrated again with Brawndo.
Ross Douthat Seems To Think @TedCruz Is As Cynical As The Donald Himself
by Smitty In reply to Who Is Ted Cruz?, I’ve got to say: judge the tree by the fruit. A sample: With Cruz, though, even the most fervent peroration always feels like a debater’s patter, an advocate’s brief — compelling enough on the merits, but more of a command performance than a window into deep […]
Many Thanks To Katie Packer For “Our Principles PAC”
by Smitty First, keep calm. Do not let the melodious strains of noise akin to “Jesus Built My Hotrod” that seem to pour forth from the media distract you from the purpose of restoring the country. We’re going to make it through this. The Civil, First and Second World Wars still eclipse the current insanity […]
George Soros’s Diary Hacked! Ominous Revelations Abound.
by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty The recent operation to that special place on Martha’s Vineyard bore fruit. 13 Mary 2016 There are few joys in life like a long-term plan coming together. Especially when the plan involves having your enemies cheerfully support, even DEMAND!, a plan that is destroying them. The Bushes thwarted me in […]
Bill the Conqueror Fought at Hastings in 1066 to Equalize Wages for Oppressed Women #HistoryByHillary
by Smitty A little love for Her Majesty, the Red Queen of Chappaqua: Teddy Roosevelt's "Great White Fleet" was an attempt to internationalize GOPe raaaaacism. #HistoryByHillary — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) March 12, 2016 Germans dubbed Marines "Truffelhunden" at Belleau Wood because those dogs would rather dig for mushrooms than let me in! #HistoryByHillary — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) […]
Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge
by Smitty Dear Mom & Dad, I knew you wouldn’t approve, so I didn’t ask. I’m going to the Big City. Boise. Don’t blame yourselves. You are wonderful parents. I wouldn’t’ve had the money for the bus ticket if you weren’t so good at teaching a girl how to raise hogs. I’ve got a roommate […]
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