by Smitty
It started as a biographical not concerning Her Majesty:
So, she was underage as a Goldwater groupie? #WhichHillary https://t.co/d0GSxs3ZaY
— i am so grounded (@BrewStudNo1) April 3, 2016
As somebody who nurses dreams of writing fiction some day, and is fascinated by criminal psychology in general, I had to inquire:
@BrewStudNo1 I am interested in precisely how the Godless Commies got her. @AP_Politics
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) April 3, 2016
The lesson began when, as a Lefty will, Punky had to go all potty mouth:
@smitty_one_each @AP_Politics your cowardly ass is what’s wrong with America
— i am so grounded (@BrewStudNo1) April 3, 2016
Now, I do have 4 1/2 years of sea time in the Navy. But you become jaded about the potty mouth. It’s more interesting to work with the situation and see where it can go. Ah, yes: an #OccupyResoluteDesk gag:
@BrewStudNo1 Yeah, but he won re-election in 2012, so deal with it. @AP_Politics
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) April 3, 2016
At this point, Punky’s boorishness (one wonders if he doubles as a Trump supporter) comes to the fore, and he gets all Flukie-Dukey 
on me:
@smitty_one_each @AP_Politics what? None of you ‘conservative’ illiterates ever make any sense
— i am so grounded (@BrewStudNo1) April 3, 2016
Here I decided to hold training and violate the “explain nothing” rule:
@BrewStudNo1 Regret that you’re too simple to grasp that I was equating the phrase “your cowardly ass” in your tweet with BHO.
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) April 3, 2016
Sure, I love well-done malapropism as much as the next guy, but using “incongruent” here sounds like somebody who’s only qualified through two-syllable words reaching for a four-banger and grabbing the ronngg one. Possibly there is some humor in here and I’m just missing it.
@smitty_one_each your sense of humor is incongruent, but comedic ability never was in abundance on your end of the political spectrum
— i am so grounded (@BrewStudNo1) April 3, 2016
Past that tweet, @BrewStudNo1 wallowed in his taste for banal, NTTAWWT. I would like to publicly forgive him all the insults. Our political discourse is too rife these days with people getting all spun up and emotional. Request everyone who reads this post that has a Twitter account swing by and offer @BrewStudNo1 a sincere virtual hug. Together we can get through these trying times, mate.
“I know you are, but what am I?” *drops mike*
– Nearly every proggie, ever
I find arguing with or eventalking to people like Punky pointless. As I’ve written before it would be more productive trying to explain gravity to a dog.
He’s from the “no youre a dummy!!1” school of wit.
I hope you did him the benefit of defining incongruent. I’m pretty sure he has no idea what it means.
Hey, a border collie or jack russell knows what gravity is. Explaining these things to Punky is more like this: http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/chess-pigeon-eric-kempson.jpg
At least the dog can feign understanding and won’t interrupt you.