The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Dear Michelle Malkin

Guess who’s coming to Colorado? DENVER (AP) — Arizona Sen. John McCain is headed to Colorado this weekend to campaign for Republican Senate candidate Jane Norton. A spokeswoman for Norton says McCain will be in Grand Junction and the Denver suburbs Sunday for fundraisers and public rallies for Norton. Gee, Mrs. Malkin, we know how much […]

World’s Most Dubious Storybook Romance Turns Out to Be Fiction

C’mon, did you really buy into the Bristol Palin-Levi Johnston reunion? Ricky Hollywood is far too deeply in love with himself to permit anyone else to intrude. In fact, as a pathological narcissist, Levi is incapable of recognizing other people as fully human. They are merely objects which have no purpose for existence other than as means of his own […]

Justin Bieber Gets Harper-Collins Book Deal for Memoir at Age 16

Sure to be the biggest cult classic since Mein Kampf: Harper Collins announced today that Bieber is publishing a memoir with the colon-heavy title “Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story” that will be be released in October. The book promises to reveal all the details of his “amazing journey to stardom,” a journey […]

Stupid Things Lady Gaga Says

“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” — Lady Gaga, interviewed in Vanity Fair “We have to be active. We have to protest. . . . I think it’s important that people understand that it’s a state of emergency for […]

Lindsay Lohan Out of Jail

And into rehab again: The 24-year-old actress was discharged from a suburban Los Angeles jail about 1:35 a.m. Monday. She served 14 days of a 90-day jail sentence for violating her probation for a 2007 drug case. The “Mean Girls” star’s release doesn’t end her legal saga though. She now must go to an inpatient […]

Best Wishes, Chelsea Clinton

Dear Chelsea: You probably don’t remember when we met in West Virginia, but I remember how nice you were to my sons Jefferson and Emerson. Be that as it may, I’m very happy for you, and wish you all the best as Mrs. Marc Mezvinsky. Your wedding was lovely, and it’s certainly not your fault that your […]

Remember the Ugly Daughter on the Old ‘Roseanne’ Show? Well, Guess What?

You’re really not surprised, are you? Sara Gilbert quietly came out of the closet during a Wednesday press conference at the Television Critics Association in Los Angeles, according to Entertainment Weekly. Now 35, the former Roseanne actress and executive producer/co-host of upcoming talk show The Talk has two children with TV producer Allison Adler, but […]

That Would Be A Maybach, Gibbs

by Smitty (via Drudge) Purely Reprehensible Egotistical Slimy Sycophant (PRESS) Secretary Gibbs has nothing better to do than make personal attacks on citizens, e.g. Rush Limbaugh, who fail to agree with the atrocious policies his boss carries out and for which he gleefully carries water. In particular, attacks on the foul policy of bailing out […]

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