World’s Most Dubious Storybook Romance Turns Out to Be Fiction

Posted on | August 3, 2010 | 34 Comments

C’mon, did you really buy into the Bristol Palin-Levi Johnston reunion? Ricky Hollywood is far too deeply in love with himself to permit anyone else to intrude.

In fact, as a pathological narcissist, Levi is incapable of recognizing other people as fully human. They are merely objects which have no purpose for existence other than as means of his own gratification.

Category: Celebrities, Sarah Palin

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34 Responses to “World’s Most Dubious Storybook Romance Turns Out to Be Fiction”

Kojocaro
August 4th, 2010 @ 12:13 am

Dude now ricky hollywood and perez hilton can tiptoe through the flower fields naked…………:shock: i apologize for the mental picture
Kojocaro
August 3rd, 2010 @ 8:13 pm

Dude now ricky hollywood and perez hilton can tiptoe through the flower fields naked…………:shock: i apologize for the mental picture
Mary Rose
August 4th, 2010 @ 12:42 am

No, I did not believe. I’m sure Sarah and Todd are breathing a sigh of relief. And Bristol will be thanking God for years to come. The guy is a complete dog.
Mary Rose
August 3rd, 2010 @ 8:42 pm

No, I did not believe. I’m sure Sarah and Todd are breathing a sigh of relief. And Bristol will be thanking God for years to come. The guy is a complete dog.
Kat
August 4th, 2010 @ 12:48 am

Well (to put it bluntly), I should bloody well HOPE so!

After all the sh*t that the wannabe gigolo put the Palin family through, I would hope that Bristol would cut him dead. Her mom and dad are both grounded, common-sense sort of people, and I PRAY that Bristol hasn’t drifted too far from her solid upbringing.

What’s that phrase? “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!”

Frankly, I hope she read the drivel from the tabloids and basically laughed herself breathless at the thought that she’d take Levi back….
Kat
August 3rd, 2010 @ 8:48 pm

Well (to put it bluntly), I should bloody well HOPE so!

After all the sh*t that the wannabe gigolo put the Palin family through, I would hope that Bristol would cut him dead. Her mom and dad are both grounded, common-sense sort of people, and I PRAY that Bristol hasn’t drifted too far from her solid upbringing.

What’s that phrase? “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!”

Frankly, I hope she read the drivel from the tabloids and basically laughed herself breathless at the thought that she’d take Levi back….
Red
August 4th, 2010 @ 1:08 am

It’s just awful that she has her relationship status playing out for all the world to scoff at. She just got publicly played by that sperm donor Levi. Well, what doesn’t quash you makes you stronger.
Red
August 3rd, 2010 @ 9:08 pm

It’s just awful that she has her relationship status playing out for all the world to scoff at. She just got publicly played by that sperm donor Levi. Well, what doesn’t quash you makes you stronger.
Ben (The Tiger)
August 4th, 2010 @ 1:38 am

Would have more sympathy had she not been releasing these statements to trashy magazines.

But she seems to have made the right call.

For now.
Ben (The Tiger)
August 3rd, 2010 @ 9:38 pm

Would have more sympathy had she not been releasing these statements to trashy magazines.

But she seems to have made the right call.

For now.
KingShamus
August 4th, 2010 @ 1:54 am

Okay Bristol.

You’ve been burned twice. Now run away from this dirt-bag and never look back.
KingShamus
August 3rd, 2010 @ 9:54 pm

Okay Bristol.

You’ve been burned twice. Now run away from this dirt-bag and never look back.
Brian
August 4th, 2010 @ 1:56 am

Besides, no one can compete with Excitable Andy for Levi’s affections.
Brian
August 3rd, 2010 @ 9:56 pm

Besides, no one can compete with Excitable Andy for Levi’s affections.
daveinboca
August 4th, 2010 @ 1:58 am

I’m sure excitable Andy at the Daily Dish still believes Levi is the only authentic person in the Palin family, but that’s because Sullivan and Levi both think they’re God’s gift to the universe. I hope the guy breaks a leg or gets his face fisted in a hockey game fight.

Narcissism on a level with POTUS Zero, but the dude hasn’t graduated from high school yet, or got into Junior College yet!
daveinboca
August 3rd, 2010 @ 9:58 pm

I’m sure excitable Andy at the Daily Dish still believes Levi is the only authentic person in the Palin family, but that’s because Sullivan and Levi both think they’re God’s gift to the universe. I hope the guy breaks a leg or gets his face fisted in a hockey game fight.

Narcissism on a level with POTUS Zero, but the dude hasn’t graduated from high school yet, or got into Junior College yet!
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zach t
August 4th, 2010 @ 3:34 am

whatever you said of Levi..you can just replace his name with Sarah Palin..they are no different.
zach t
August 3rd, 2010 @ 11:34 pm

whatever you said of Levi..you can just replace his name with Sarah Palin..they are no different.
JakeG
August 4th, 2010 @ 4:57 am

I called this!! And so did my wife, that dude in accounting, the Yarney twins at the gym, my mom, my stepdad, the old guy that sits outside the CVS coughing like he’s about to die, and my cat.
JakeG
August 4th, 2010 @ 12:57 am

I called this!! And so did my wife, that dude in accounting, the Yarney twins at the gym, my mom, my stepdad, the old guy that sits outside the CVS coughing like he’s about to die, and my cat.
JakeG
August 4th, 2010 @ 5:03 am

@ Zach t – If that is your argument, than I guess you have reached your pinnacle of intelligent discourse. Hows the weather on wit hill?
JakeG
August 4th, 2010 @ 1:03 am

@ Zach t – If that is your argument, than I guess you have reached your pinnacle of intelligent discourse. Hows the weather on wit hill?
nicholas
August 4th, 2010 @ 5:59 am

Nineteen year old girl gets played by publicity seeking, good looking twenty-year-old, who used the hook of being the father of her child. She was a set-up to get played. The shame of it is wholly on Levi. A guy willing to meet up with LA talent agents, trash your family and pose for Playgirl is not a guy who you can believe when he tells you he misses you and just wants to get back together again. He’s not a dog, Mary Rose. Heck, I’m a dog. He’s what’s known as dog crap.

Bristol is a fine young gal. I am sorry to have to say it, but she needs to be more wary. Hold off on the dating guys thing for a while, and when you come back to it in two or three years look for a guy with a little more maturity.

And by the way, Levi, its mostly guys that are checking out your ass in Playgirl, so you’ve got that going for ya.
nicholas
August 4th, 2010 @ 1:59 am

Nineteen year old girl gets played by publicity seeking, good looking twenty-year-old, who used the hook of being the father of her child. She was a set-up to get played. The shame of it is wholly on Levi. A guy willing to meet up with LA talent agents, trash your family and pose for Playgirl is not a guy who you can believe when he tells you he misses you and just wants to get back together again. He’s not a dog, Mary Rose. Heck, I’m a dog. He’s what’s known as dog crap.

Bristol is a fine young gal. I am sorry to have to say it, but she needs to be more wary. Hold off on the dating guys thing for a while, and when you come back to it in two or three years look for a guy with a little more maturity.

And by the way, Levi, its mostly guys that are checking out your ass in Playgirl, so you’ve got that going for ya.
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August 4th, 2010 @ 6:15 am

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Kojocaro
August 4th, 2010 @ 11:19 am

Yes zack tard sarah is the same levi johnston because she got knocked up as a 17 year old go play with yourself
Kojocaro
August 4th, 2010 @ 7:19 am

Yes zack tard sarah is the same levi johnston because she got knocked up as a 17 year old go play with yourself
Kojocaro
August 4th, 2010 @ 11:31 am

as*
Kojocaro
August 4th, 2010 @ 7:31 am

as*
Andrew Sullivan
August 4th, 2010 @ 2:12 pm

Levi, come back to me. We can take down the Palins together.
Andrew Sullivan
August 4th, 2010 @ 10:12 am

Levi, come back to me. We can take down the Palins together.
Kojocaro
August 4th, 2010 @ 2:51 pm

Levi come back to me. We can take down our immune system together with HIV

Fixed andy randy sullivan
Kojocaro
August 4th, 2010 @ 10:51 am

Levi come back to me. We can take down our immune system together with HIV

Fixed andy randy sullivan