Obamanomics: Still Not Working
The Dow Jones Industrial Average lost another 115 points Monday, after losing 324 points on Friday, for a two-day loss of 439 points (4.3%) — and a cumulative loss of 1,389 points (12.4%) since April 26. In short, if your 401(k) is mainly in stocks, you’ve lost about 1/8th of that money in about six weeks. The […]
Perez Hilton Parody Shifts Away From Self; Now Parodying Man Of Principle
by Smitty Rush Limbaugh was married recently, as our readers well know. Via Orit Sklar on Twitter comes word of foppish buffoon Perez Hilton mocking Sir Elton John for playing the Limbaugh wedding. “$1 Million for my soul” says Elton in the photo. In the first place, Perez, it would be a drab world if […]
Rush Limbaugh’s Wedding Saturday
Having broken the exclusive May 11, I see that the MSM has finally caught up with the nuptial news: Rush Limbaugh, 59, is going to tie the knot for the fourth time this weekend, reports the Palm Beach Post. He’s set marry the Kathryn Rogers, 33, in an intimate ceremony at his Palm Beach compound. […]
Another Ex-Disney Starlet Goes Slutty: Miley Cyrus Fakes Lesbian Kiss on TV
Britney Spears, burnout baby-mama. Lindsay Lohan, burnout drunk. Now, 17-year-old former Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus does the fake-lesbian shtick in a guest performance on Britain’s Got Talent . Skip to 1:20 if you want to be (not) shocked: Look: If this kind of stunt was boring when Adam Lambert did it last year, why […]
Sarah Palin: ‘All Kinds of Made-Up Nonsense’ About Nikki Haley
Sarah Palin singlehandedly boosted Nikki Haley to the front of the pack in South Carolina. Now she’s standing up for Nikki in a recorded phone call to Republican voters: Hi there. This is Governor Sarah Palin. I’m calling on behalf of my good friend, and a brave and strong conservative woman, Nikki Haley. On Tuesday, […]
Tipper Gore — Available!
First, Al Gore invented the Internet. Then, he announced his separation via e-mail: Al and Tipper Gore, whose playful romance enlivened Washington and the campaign trail for a quarter century, have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage, the couple told friends Tuesday. In an “Email from Al and Tipper Gore,” the couple said: […]
Gags Sarah Palin Shouldn’t Even Try
by Smitty (h/t Little Miss Attila) One can’t imagine Sarah doing dry, absurd humor. The Sarah Palin equivalent of the Dead Parrot sketch probably involves her walking into a repair joint and very calmly dealing with a deadbeat service twerp. The twerp asserts that, as a classy lady, she knows little about cars. She’s complaining […]
Dave Weigel, Joe McGinniss, Jesse Griffin and the Palin-Hater Next Door
I consider David Weigel a friend, and have often praised him as one of the best young reporters in Washington. But Weigel’s “See-No-Evil” attitude toward Joe McGinniss, who moved in next door to the Palin family to work on his anti-Palin book, seems absurdly naive. While you can’t fault a journalist for associating with potential sources, a commenter in a previous post […]
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