Having broken the exclusive May 11, I see that the MSM has finally caught up with the nuptial news:
Rush Limbaugh, 59, is going to tie the knot for the fourth time this weekend, reports the Palm Beach Post. He’s set marry the Kathryn Rogers, 33, in an intimate ceremony at his Palm Beach compound.
In other celebrity news, my 21-year-old daughter’s wedding to the Latin Lothario is still scheduled for July 9. If you haven’t contributed to the Father of the Bride Fund yet, what the heck are you waiting for?
UPDATE: In wishing the Limbaughs marital happiness, Jay Homnick of the American Spectator finds occasion to quote H.L. Mencken: “Men have a better time than women: for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.”
UPDATE II: Wow — Elton John singing at the reception?

Praying for a Rush Hudson Limbaugh IV! Hmm Hmm Hmm!
Praying for a Rush Hudson Limbaugh IV! Hmm Hmm Hmm!
Your “Certified Tip-Jar Hitter” mug ships today.
As Rush himself might put it, “hubba, hubba!”
Your “Certified Tip-Jar Hitter” mug ships today.
As Rush himself might put it, “hubba, hubba!”
My invitation seems to have been lost in the mail!
My invitation seems to have been lost in the mail!
The Big Guy loves the women’s movement. Especially when he’s walking behind it.
The Big Guy loves the women’s movement. Especially when he’s walking behind it.
In all fairness, I’m a conservative myself, and I love Rush’s show, but you guys all know that if this was a prominent Lib pundit on his 4th marriage to a much younger woman, ya’ll know you would be going on and on about his lack of respect for the institution of marriage, etc. (and rightfully so) Don’t be guilty of the same kind of hypocrisy that the Left does so often, when they ignore the obvious failings of one of their own. Don’t mock Algore for his one divorce, and cheer Rush for his three.
In all fairness, I’m a conservative myself, and I love Rush’s show, but you guys all know that if this was a prominent Lib pundit on his 4th marriage to a much younger woman, ya’ll know you would be going on and on about his lack of respect for the institution of marriage, etc. (and rightfully so) Don’t be guilty of the same kind of hypocrisy that the Left does so often, when they ignore the obvious failings of one of their own. Don’t mock Algore for his one divorce, and cheer Rush for his three.
Sorry, Baby. The 9th is my birthday, so I’ll be buying a book for myself. And, if my readers know what’s good for them, they’ll do the same–or they will hit the martini/grocery fund. Hard.
Sorry, Baby. The 9th is my birthday, so I’ll be buying a book for myself. And, if my readers know what’s good for them, they’ll do the same–or they will hit the martini/grocery fund. Hard.
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