Britney Spears, burnout baby-mama. Lindsay Lohan, burnout drunk. Now, 17-year-old former Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus does the fake-lesbian shtick in a guest performance on Britain’s Got Talent . Skip to 1:20 if you want to be (not) shocked:
Look: If this kind of stunt was boring when Adam Lambert did it last year, why does Miley Cyrus think it’s exciting this year? At what point will these celebrities figure out that their faux-bohemian épater le bourgeois gestures are no longer avant-garde?
Exit question: If this is what Miley has to do to get attention in her post-Disney career, how long before Selena Gomez or the Jonas Brothers get into a sex-video scandal?
how long before Selena Gomez or the Jonas Brothers get into a sex-video scandal?
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Not soon enough! *drools*
how long before Selena Gomez or the Jonas Brothers get into a sex-video scandal?
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Not soon enough! *drools*
At what point will these celebrities figure out that their faux-bohemian épater le bourgeois gestures are no longer avant-garde?
It sure got your attention and got you to blog about it, didn’t it? Looks like she was successful at what she was trying to do to me. lol
At what point will these celebrities figure out that their faux-bohemian épater le bourgeois gestures are no longer avant-garde?
It sure got your attention and got you to blog about it, didn’t it? Looks like she was successful at what she was trying to do to me. lol
Whoreblogging — wow, what an idea!
Whoreblogging — wow, what an idea!
It wasn’t even a good fake. It’s like watching a football game while “cuddling” with your gal.
It wasn’t even a good fake. It’s like watching a football game while “cuddling” with your gal.
‘Whoreblogging’…what’s that?
‘Whoreblogging’…what’s that?
Alex runs a pro-prostitution blog. “Whoreblogging” is not to be confused with blog-whoring, of course.
Alex runs a pro-prostitution blog. “Whoreblogging” is not to be confused with blog-whoring, of course.
***Yawwwwwwn*** That was rather lame.
Miley is trying to break out but this is not the way to do it. She is not Madonna, and Madonna did all this stuff like what, a hundred years ago. Talent is the way to do it.
I know that sounds old fashioned, but if you can really sing well and have good song writing, you can get gigs without gimics. Perhaps she feels like other stars in her market are running past her.
Then again, her pop’s career stalled after Achey Breaky Heart (making him the classic one hit wonder). Maybe she is just a child actress and is done.
***Yawwwwwwn*** That was rather lame.
Miley is trying to break out but this is not the way to do it. She is not Madonna, and Madonna did all this stuff like what, a hundred years ago. Talent is the way to do it.
I know that sounds old fashioned, but if you can really sing well and have good song writing, you can get gigs without gimics. Perhaps she feels like other stars in her market are running past her.
Then again, her pop’s career stalled after Achey Breaky Heart (making him the classic one hit wonder). Maybe she is just a child actress and is done.
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