Why Twitter Can Be A Hoot
by Smitty .@brodigan I recommend you cease the sparking and move out of the powder keg. Because #Safety @mdmrn @misfitpolitics — Smitty (@smitty_one_each) February 9, 2013 Of course we’re referring to: And then, if you haven’t seen the Literal Version:
I Do Not Always Get Called A Racist. . .
by Smitty via IMAO
#AnnotatedLyrics “Do you really want to hurt me?” Hm. Maybe.
#AnnotatedLyrics “It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine” because the Mayans were on crack. — Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012 #AnnotatedLyrics “It ain’t me, it ain’t me, I ain’t no Senator’s son, son.” I’m the nephew–Joe Kennedy III — Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 23, 2012 #AnnotatedLyrics “I […]
#PiersMorganMovies The Fool Monty
by Smitty #PiersMorganMovies The English Impatient — Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012 #PiersMorganMovies The Guns of NoMoreCanYouOwn — Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012 #PiersMorganMovies Insufferable Pride & Anti-Conservative Prejudice — Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012 #PiersMorganMovies Whine-a-town — Asin8.5 (D-NOVA) (@smitty_one_each) December 20, 2012 #PiersMorganMovies Reservoir Progs — Joan Of Argghh! (D) […]
#ProgressiveChristmasCarols A Cradle In The Shadow Of A Tax Increase
by Smitty For a limited time only, David Gergen sporting a red mohawk: #progressivechristmascarols Mary, Did You Know (That Your Baby Boy Was Cheek-Deep In Unpayable Debt?) — Haushaltskrise (@smitty_one_each) December 9, 2012 #progressivechristmascarols Federal Claws is Coming to Town — Haushaltskrise (@smitty_one_each) December 9, 2012 #progressivechristmascarols The 12 Days of Fiscal Cliff-mas — Haushaltskrise […]
World’s Youngest Blogger Sports Owl Sweater, Conquers Hooters
Dad was driving us back from Virginia Beach, and took a serendipity exit at Hampton Roads. He didn’t know, he claims, that there was a Hooters there, and who was I to argue? Who, indeed. Who! Who!
“You’d Be Excited If Barack Ripped A Post Tex-Mex Back-Blast Next To Your Face”
by Smitty Misfit Politics serves the toilet humor straight up: via Chris Loesch
Apropos Nothing
by Smitty From a random exchange with a guy Down Undah: Aussie, eh? I was through Melbourne in 1998, I guess it was, on the way home from the Persian Gulf. A young girl had committed an act of Hooverism on the President, so we had to shoot Tomahawk missiles into Afghanistan. Subsequently, the world […]
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