The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

@SCrowder Channels His Inner Bowie

by Smitty Delightfully funny: Join me in pressuring Steven Crowder, as Ozzy-bama and Chris Loesch as Randy Rhodes, into doing a campaign-meltdown version of “Crazy Train” in time for the election. Poodle-heads forever!

NMA Animators Rock The VP Debate

by Smitty This is laugh out loud funny: The real loser here is SNL, who simply cannot top this. Add being funny to the list of jobs that Progress has outsourced to China. via The Blaze

Citizens Must Help Fight Crime!

Ignored by the mainstream media, a horrible crime wave is terrorizing America, as vandals are defacing the automobiles of innocent motorists. Fortunately, citizen-journalist Richard Vail has helped expose this shocking nationwide vandalism spree, and has captured photographic proof of how Americans are warning their fellow citizens about these criminals. God bless you, Good Samaritans!

Ash!

by Smitty It’s slightly mundane, the triumph of a Presidential candidate with enough motivation for the job to take on a little rain: Mitt Romney looks great in the rain twitter.com/NicoHines/stat… — Nico Hines (@NicoHines) October 8, 2012 Indeed, it’s a far cry from the ol’ boom-stick days: UPDATE: [well, so much for letting me […]

The New Yorker Cover Lays Down A Stone Cold #Eastwooding

by Smitty Via Drudge, here’s one for the books: Debating from an angry chair Angry pout that steals the air Ego hurts and I don’t care What do I see across the way, hey See my job molded in clay, oh Stares at me, yeah I’m afraid, hey Changing the shape of his face, ah […]

Sweet, Sweet Gratuitous Cartoon Violence

by Smitty Your completely unnecessary nearly-guilty-but-just-at-the-last-second-OH-YEAH pleasure, via the Tatler: Next week the question will be whether Paul Ryan can show the masterful restraint Romney did, when confronted with Uncle Choo-Choo. Hopefully they’re coaching Ryan to throw back his head and laugh, rather than come across the stage and deliver the flogging that Biden may secretly […]

Elbonese Lesbian Vegan Atheist Open Borders/Global Warming/Abortion Activist Wonders If She’s Too Moderate

by Smitty Leaning on her plug-in hybrid car of indeterminate make, under the tsunami of bumper stickers and hand painted flowers, Doremifasolatido If sipped her venti, triple-shot non-fat, sugar-free, cinnamon dolche latte with whip, and heaved a sigh. “I’ve got to keep finding new things to protest, or risk sliding into complacency. Moderation is for […]

Tres Equis

by Smitty These fake ads, mooching off the Most Interesting Man in the World meme, are a hoot: With a jolly conclusion:

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