The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Jessica Jung: “It Falls To Me To Make Obama’s Throw Seem Masculine.”

by Smitty Via Twitchy A girl who looks like this: Throws like this:Wow, I hope that was intentional.

Crack That Whip!

by Smitty Yeah, got him doing the dishes at 9 months: yeah. Oh, and if you’re a fan of Dilbert mashups, I have your ‘heh’.

Easter Island Yields Ancient Prophecy

by Smitty Twitchy reports that the Easter Island heads are undergoing significant archeological digging. When they got below ground, a surprising discovery showed that maybe the Easter Islanders knew more, five hundred years ago, than so many hipsters and academics do today. . .

#ObamaForgot

by Smitty Yet another brutal hash tag game. Click the image for my input. The Melvins video: Poor Sooper Mexican. Hopefully the brain recovers.

“Weekend At Bin Laden’s”

by Smitty Click for source: I, for one, think that #OccupyResoluteDesk should stay in broken record mode about bin Laden. The more Obama and his sycophants natter on about the One True Accomplishment of this administration, the more solitary it looks, and the more stark the contrast with the rest of the unfolding disaster that […]

Propaganda Vacuum Unexpectedly Sucking Will Ferrell Back To SNL

by Smitty Breitbart reports that Will Ferrell will, in a move that surprises no one except Derek Smalls, trot out his George W. Bush impersonation on 12 May’s SNL installment. Maybe it won’t appear to be Yet Another Cheap Distractor, as the administration grasps at every straw to distract from #OccupyResoluteDesk‘s sucktacular performance. Maybe we’ll […]

When Brevity Breeds Ambiguity

by Smitty It’s 0220. Mrs. Other Smitty just returned from a trip, and we’re trying to get settled. Here is a message on Twitter from somebody whose initials are DM: Now, I’ve met the lady in question, and so I’m relatively less creeped out by DM, than, say, DWS. Let me be clear: RSM and […]

Metaphor Alert

by Smitty It says something about Progress, I think. Or maybe how having the clock way off on your computer, and pulling an April Fools joke 3.5 weeks late can make you the single biggest chump on the planet: Company Accidentally Fires Entire Staff Via Email

« go back — keep looking »