by Smitty
It’s 0220. Mrs. Other Smitty just returned from a trip, and we’re trying to get settled. Here is a message on Twitter from somebody whose initials are DM:
Let me be clear:
- RSM and I are not swapping love notes.
- The non-swappable, non-existent love notes will not be delivered to Debbie M.
- Initials and acronyms can and will be used to comic effect.
That is all.
No matter what, brevity is the soul of wit.
And always will be.
Perhaps she’s trying to tell our proprietor to angle for the ambassadorship to Dominica rather than Vanuatu? (Dominica websites end in .dm)
WHOOSH! Right over m’ head!
I thought you were taller than Pagan.
Don’t pick on me. I’m a privileged Other McCain reader. I received a private, emailed explanation of this post from the author himself. So there. :-p
Sexual ambiguity?
Actually I was picking on Pagan
ok 😉
No, ambiguity about whether ‘DM’ is ‘Direct Message’, or the person who Tweeted.
Is DADT in force here?
Dorothy Malone appreciated the discretion, Smitty.