The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

U.S. Postal Service Anti-Terrorist Campaign Halts Suspicious Delivery

Wow! You’ve got to admit, those U.S. Postal Inspectors are really on their toes. Someone tried to send me a package — which “contained a confirmable CARD to the tune of US1,500,000.00 USD” — but the package got held up due to the “USA Government Anti-Terrorist Campaign.” I never would have known about this if the […]

How Not to Dive Into a Lake

Stupid question: “Did that hurt?”

‘World’s Largest Natural Breasts’?

Just minding my own business, scanning over the celebrity site WeSmirch.com, when I saw the headline: ‘Every day I am taunted by strangers’: Woman with world’s largest natural breasts on bullying she has suffered since childhood And I thought to myself: “World’s largest natural breasts? How can they be so sure of this?” Well, never mind […]

Too Ugly for BeautifulPeople.com

That’s got to hurt: An exclusive online meeting place billed as a dating website for “beautiful men and women” was causing new outrage Monday after dumping 30,000 members deemed too ugly. . . . Such is the level of fury, the site’s operators have set up a counseling helpline to ease the pain of rejection. […]

The Birth Certificate Problem Is Far Worse Than We Realized

by Smitty The Left Bank of the Charles breaks the grimness down, candidate by candidate, and it’s not pretty. Trump himself, Bachmann, Pawlenty, Gingrich, Huckabee, Paul, Romney, and even Palin herself all have questions demanding answers. Who remains? Well, Col. Allen West, for one. But wait. I met him at CPAC a couple of years […]

Important New Theory On The Etymology Of ‘Boob’

by Smitty (h/t Theo Spark) Reactions to the news were mixed, particularly with the man previously known as the Epitome of Boob:

Death Panels May Work, If Christoph Waltz Is In Charge

by Smitty He was the Nazi in Inglourious Basterds who was so evil that he didn’t need a James Earl Jones voice, and could make ordering a glass of milk into a sinister act. Sure, we’re talking some garden variety mayhem here, but he brings such a flair to the task that I truly think […]

Over-Caffeinated Humor Break

by Smitty Follow if you dare: I Am Seeking to Destroy My Deep-Seated Cynicism and Ironic Detachment Via a Strict Regimen of Self-Inflicted Enthusiasm!

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