The Other McCain

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European Envoy Seeks Cease-Fire as Peace Talks Fail to End ‘Cleavage Wars’

BRUSSELS — In a desperate bid to end the Cleavage Wars that have devastated the blogging community for the past week, representatives of the European Union dispatched “Matrix Reloaded” star Monica Bellucci as a special peace envoy. “This senseless waste of cleavage cannot be allowed to continue,” said the 45-year-old Italian actress. “In the name […]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty Rule 5 needs to start off with an apology. The simple appreciation of loveliness has escalated into something called the “Boob Wars”. Miscreants who have become bogged down in this completely unnecessary war of choice include: The Classic Liberal The Camp of the Saints The Daley Gator Washington Rebel WyBlog Three Beers Later […]

She Just Digs Those New Media Guys

A minor uproar erupted Friday on Twitter when I sent this message: #FF Everyone should follow Steven Crowder @scrowder if only because his girlfriend is totally HAAAWWWTT! #FollowFriday The aforesaid girlfriend’s friend, Alyssa Cordova of the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute, took umbrage: @rsmccain #degrading Requiring me to offer the following defense: @LyssCordova I met Hillary […]

CPAC 2010: Bloggerazzi Photopalooza!

“It’s all a blur,” Andrew Breitbart said to me in a phone conversation Monday, as we discussed events at CPAC 2010 — the biggest ever and, most attendees agreed, the best. The “blur” effect that Breitbart described is much like the experience of campaign coverage — you go, go, go day after day, with maybe […]

TMI Twitter from Kim Kardashian

She was already in trouble for outing a federal air marshal on Twitter, now there is this bit of alarming indiscretion: “I pretty much laser my whole body … I’m like a little hairless Chihuahua.” This particular cosmetic trend — I’ve dubbed it the Deforestation of the Pubic Delta — is really a byproduct of the […]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty Rule 5 is tanned, rested, and ready to rumble following a monster Sunday nap. Instapundit was unimpressed with the Christina Hendricks kerfuffle last week: s this really as much of a mystery as the story makes it sound?Firefly fans (“Our Mrs. Reynolds”), of course, caught on long before Mad Men informed the masses. […]

Why Is Bob Belvedere Monopolizing All the Christina Hendricks Hotness Today?

He’s bogarting all the blog action on the redheaded Mad Men bombshell in lacy lingerie. And nothing can compete with that, not even redheaded Victoria’s Secret model Cintia Dicker in a bikini. She’s cute, but too skinny to compete with those bodacious Christina Hendricks curves. UPDATE: You want to talk about “targeted marketing”? Look what just arrived in […]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty The hue and cry over the Danica Patrick crash has been all over the Rule 5-osphere like noxious fumes on Troglopundit. So let’s start with him. Lance the boil. Boil the lance. Troglopundit noted her 6th place finish back on 07Feb, staking his claim and claiming his steak. (Mistake?) Point of a Gun […]

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