The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

HOLLYWOOD EXCLUSIVE!

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Hollywood reacted with shock today when it was learned that Sunday night’s Oscar telecast was edited to omit one of the most prestigious Academy Awards. “This is an outrage,” said Tom Sherak, president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Officials of the ABC network had no immediate comment about the […]

Sandra Bullock: Right-Wing Extremist?

The Oscar-winner for Best Actress is, after all, a Southerner — her father is from Alabama and she attended Washington-Lee High School in Arlington, Virginia — and her Academy Award was based on the true story of a football player at Briarcrest Christian Academy in Memphis, who subsequently signed a scholarship at Ole Miss to […]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty Rule 5 Sunday. Last night on Twitter I happened into the #thankaliberal hash tag. And an argument with someone, presumably in CA, that Liberals invented the Internet. Whatevah. I need this post so that ah can get mah head right again. Here’s My Thing brings the Shannon Elizabeth, and Emmy Rossum. The Pirate’s […]

Everybody Loves a Luce Lady

This morning I got a Twitter message from Alyssa Cordova of the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute: Follow @LuceLadies and DM ur mailing addr and we’ll send you a FREE Cons Women calendar! video here: http://bit.ly/18avOu plz RT Got that? If you are on Twitter, all you have to do is to add their “Luce […]

Rule 5 in the News: New Jersey Prudes Call Cops on Nude Snow Sculpture

The same kind of anti-fun activists who complain about the Pamela Anderson blog ad are everywhere: She was a frosty Venus de Milo, but one Rahway family’s snow-packed tribute to the Greek goddess of love and beauty was another person’s pornography. Maria Conneran and her family worked feverishly to fashion their armless, nude snowlady from […]

European Envoy Seeks Cease-Fire as Peace Talks Fail to End ‘Cleavage Wars’

BRUSSELS — In a desperate bid to end the Cleavage Wars that have devastated the blogging community for the past week, representatives of the European Union dispatched “Matrix Reloaded” star Monica Bellucci as a special peace envoy. “This senseless waste of cleavage cannot be allowed to continue,” said the 45-year-old Italian actress. “In the name […]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty Rule 5 needs to start off with an apology. The simple appreciation of loveliness has escalated into something called the “Boob Wars”. Miscreants who have become bogged down in this completely unnecessary war of choice include: The Classic Liberal The Camp of the Saints The Daley Gator Washington Rebel WyBlog Three Beers Later […]

She Just Digs Those New Media Guys

A minor uproar erupted Friday on Twitter when I sent this message: #FF Everyone should follow Steven Crowder @scrowder if only because his girlfriend is totally HAAAWWWTT! #FollowFriday The aforesaid girlfriend’s friend, Alyssa Cordova of the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute, took umbrage: @rsmccain #degrading Requiring me to offer the following defense: @LyssCordova I met Hillary […]

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