Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

Rule 5 Sunday returns, flush with URLs from National Offend A Feminist Week. What a pleasant challenge, attempting to figure out which posts should be FMJRA, and which should be Rule 5. So I blew off thinking about it, and just wrote the post.

• Three Beers Later catches us up on Juliana Moreira. And I can’t remember if I linked this yesterday, but I know I didn’t include this academic flogging.
• American Glob reminds us of Alyson Hannigan.
• POWIP laments: “Oh, well. It’s not as though if you lie down with dogs you get Olivia Munn.”
• The Mind Numbed Robot had some lovlies with a roundup, as well as a NOAFW entry.
• Proof Positive uses “car wash”, “slave Leia”, and “bikini” in the same title. Worries of a shortage of PETA-ulent ads are growing, but the jailbird blond probably can’t help. Proof Positive also features Jane Russell in the vintage mode, and followed with Tricia Helfer.
• Left Bank of the Charles has some wonderful stuff coming out of Harvard. Could we have these ladies be the Supreme Court? They would be the best sounding judicial opinions ever, even if they were all about shoes.
• American Power featured a patriotic parachutist of noted hotness. He then featured Abbey Clancy. Gwyneth Paltow made the Iron Man 2 premiere.
• Bob Belvedere dominates Rule 5:
  • Susan Bernard
  • BIGGUNS
  • Marylin Hanold
  • NOAFW Love Honor Obey
  • Majken Haugedal
  • NOAFW Down With The 19th Amendment!q
  • NOAFW Potpourri
  • NOAFW For Fun And Pleasure
• GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD touted a tome on ‘Nam with a smokin’ hot Vietnamese girl smoking. Five or six years before he passed, Elmo Zumwalt reviewed a parade at USNA where I had the “privilege” to march. When you’re an older gentleman, and your eyebrows are quite notable from 50′ away, Rule 5 suggests that you have the barber take care of business, as a public service. Please.
  Then she considered Iran and the cost of containment. GSGF’s vision of a future Palestine involves hot pants, big hair, and zap guns.
• Washington Rebel picks up the smoking motif.
• Yankee Phil celebrated Mary Katherine Ham’s calling ‘nonsense’ on the oil rig truther rumors. The retro shots of Woodrow Wilson’s daughter are kinda cool.
• Iowahawk had some pics that included a lovely couple and a great American car.
• Smash Mouth Politics tries to offend feminists, winds up with a Rule 5 twofer. The White Women’s Workout has some edgy fun with stalking and sterotypes. It’s humorous, but with a healthy dose of “dunno if I should laugh at this”. He had another feminist reminisce here. His clip of the torture of a pair of jeans, stressed beyond all realistic limit, engulfs the viewer in pathos.
• TrogloPundit found, as it were, his ‘automotivation’. When not motivating himself that way, he indulges a Star Wars fetish.
• The Live Feed had a hypothetical Judy Garland rigged for a Quentin Tarentino remake of the Wizard of Oz.
• Real TV Addict has fodder for follow-up in the “15 Hottest Chicks on TV Who Can’t Act”
• Dustbury brings a fashion moment via Sela Ward, and a vintage Betty White. Her SNL performance would have been twice as good with half the sick stuff.
• Guyism features Kelly Brook selling glasses framed by loveliness.
• Instapundit asks “HOW COME I NEVER GET ASSIGNMENTS LIKE interviewing swimsuit models-turned-swimsuit-designers?” The answer may involve a fedora.
• Alcademics has a Beyoncé video that blends Rule 5 and NOAFW.
• Waxing Erratic has the expected assortment of lovelies. Great cat photo.
• Bluegrass Pundit quoted Scarlett Johansson on her sordid kool-aid habit.
• Uncoverage deplored the box of warpaint that fell on Miley Cyrus.
• The Daley Gator went with the hot latina album.
• At the Point of a Gun features Janine Turner, Hollywood conservative at large and lovely, as well as hotties on hoverboards.
• Paco Enterprises features Hazel Scott.
• Jules Crittenden, in our architecture moment, notes “Giselle Bunchen’s Lala über-manse is totally green.”
• Eye of Polyphemus has Catherine Bell, as well as a handy search for the entire gallery of favorites. Rule 5 appreciates efficiency.
• The Classic Liberal catches Gwyeth Paltrow expressing sorrow for BP.
• Nation of Cowards highlights Pamela Anderson’s kickoff of DWTS. For NOAFW, NoC raised the 2nd Amendment issue.
• WyBlog celebrated lovely moms.
• St. Angilbert Press offered the daily cutie.

There is your Rule 5 Sunday post. Peace and relaxation to all.