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Rule 5 Sunday: Sydney Melman

— compiled by Wombat-socho Continuing AustraliaSydney month at Rule 5 Sunday…no, just kidding. Sydney Melman is a Jersey girl, born in 2001, who had a brief movie career in Babysitters and Out Of The Darkness before modeling on Instagram, TikTok, and her own subreddit. Reminds me of Karen Black. Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley esse […]

Rule 5 Monday: The Best Rack In Hollywood?

— compiled by Wombat-socho Well, that’s what Sydney Sweeney’s grandparents think, anyway. Pretty sure I’ve seen better on other women who are not the Euphoria star, but whatever. Silicon Valley delenda est. NINETY MILES FROM TYRANNY: Hot Pick of the Late Night, The 90 Miles Mystery Box Episode #1673, Morning Mistress, and Girls With Guns. ANIMAL […]

Rule 5 Sunday: Mariah Carey

— compiled by Wombat-socho Whatever one might thing of Mariah Carey’s singing talents, or lack thereof, there’s no question that she’s a cutie. Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley esse delendam. NINETY MILES FROM TYRANNY: Hot Pick of the Late Night, The 90 Miles Mystery Box Episode #1666*, Morning Mistress, and Girls With Guns. ANIMAL MAGNETISM: […]

Rule 5 Sunday: Alla Kostromichova

— compiled by Wombat-socho By popular demand, Ukrainian supermodel Alla Kostromichova, who has worked with a buttload of top fashion designers. Originally born in Sevastopol, she now resides in Kyiv, although I suspect that particular datum needs to be updated. Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley esse delendam. Ninety Miles From Tyranny: Hot Pick of the […]

‘Well, Those Ukraine Girls Really Knock Me Out, They Leave the West Behind’

In 2018, Veronika Didusenko was crowned as Miss Ukraine, but four days later, she was stripped of her title when pageant officials discovered that she was divorced and had a young child. More recently, she was forced to flee Kyiv after the Russians invaded Ukraine. Permit me to reiterate my longstanding “Don’t Deport the Hotties” […]

Rule 5 Sunday: “Violent” 2D Girls

— compiled by Wombat-socho If you don’t get the joke, feel free to ask in the comments. Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley esse delendam. Ninety Miles From Tyranny: Hot Pick of the Late Night, The 90 Miles Mystery Box Episode #1652, Morning Mistress, and Girls With Guns Animal Magnetism: Rule Five Rerun Friday, also, the […]

Rule 5 Double Scoop Sunday: W*ng D*ng Sw**t P**nt*ng

— compiled by Wombat-socho Lo, having returned from Nashville (or a suburb of it, anyway) I feel it is incumbent on me to salute a butt-kicking band named after the introduction to one of Uncle Ted’s biggest hits, or at least its lead guitarist Ruyter Suys (pronounced “Rider Sighs”, according to Infogalactic) who can shred […]

Rule 5 Sunday: Return From Reno Double-Scoop Edition

— compiled by Wombat-socho This week, another fine find from Reddit’s r/cosplaygirls subreddit. I present to you Barbie Princess Valentine’s Edition by u/miss_sarcastic 7. Ceterum autem censeo Silicon Valley esse delendam.   Ninety Miles From Tyranny: Hot Pick Of The Late Night, The 90 Miles Mystery Box Episode #1624, Morning Mistress, and Girls With Guns. […]

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