The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

When Your Plan To Kill Everyone At The Staff Meeting Has To Cover Aliens

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Stacy’s Cousin’s Medical Jingle

by Smitty Crusty McCainHad blood on the brain& though we bid him godspeedOur joy'd be biggerWere the dregs of his vigorSpent in retirement indeed — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2017

@JonahNRO Quote Of The Day

by Smitty I’ll link it properly when it’s live on National Review: Whataboutism is fine if you want to point out double standards. But the trick is to hold onto your standards while you do it. It is otherworldly to celebrate how Donald Trump doesn’t play by the rules while at the same denouncing anyone […]

Lawyers, Guns & Cover

by Smitty (further apologies to Zevon.) I tinkled with the server The way I always do How was I to know It was with the Russians, too? I was gambling in Benghazi, I took a little risk Send lawyers, guns & Comey Jim, get me out of this, hiyah! An innocent bystander Somehow I got […]

Werewolves of Chappaqua

by Smitty (offered with apologies to Warren Zevon) I saw a werewolf with some polling data in her hand Walking through the woods of Chappaqua in the rain She was looking for the way to the Electoral College cafe Gonna get a big dish of suk mai payn Aaoooooo! Werewolves of Chappaqua! Aaoooooo! (Repeat) If […]

Covfefe Mystery Solved! You’re Welcome

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Bettors Siding With The Media

by Smitty British bookies say gamblers are betting Trump won’t finish his term in office I have no insight, and I’m typically wrong on any political prediction. But I can’t see how Trumps ego would let him quit, when a general insult to manhood like Obama could complete two terms. My gut is that Trump […]

Happy “Can’t Be Happy” Day, Feminiskis

by Smitty Happy "Persons of Currently Female Gender Identification, Irrespective of Natural Womb Occurrence Therein, or H8 for Other non-Males" Day. — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) May 14, 2017

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